25 Recent News Bites About Biden's Pants, Artificial Intelligence, And A Radioactive Elementary School
In the wake of the Supreme Court's recent decision to reverse Roe v Wade, more and more people across the United States are now looking for vasectomies. This surge in demand is due to people wanting to take matters into their own hands when it comes to preventing pregnancy – and one mobile clinic, called the “Nutcracker”, even has a program offering 60 free snips over three days! In only slightly more odd news, Rick Caruso, a billionaire real estate developer and candidate for Los Angeles mayor, recently made headlines after declaring that he's not white - he's actually Italian. This claim came during an awkward debate moment. And, in only slightly less slimy matters, it turns out here may be a new way to protect against HIV - personal lubricant made from cow mucus! Though there's no clear answer yet if this method works, it holds some promise. And besides, what better way to get your partner on board than by saying ‘I have lube made from cow mucus’? Really, we can't imagine anything sexier.
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AT&T ‘committed to ensuring’ it never bribes lawmakers again after $23 million fine
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Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform
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New Zealand proposes taxing cow burps to reduce emissions.
Channel 4 buys painting by Hitler – and may let Jimmy Carr destroy it.
Walker scolded for flashing badge in middle of Georgia debate.
Personal lubricant made from cow mucus may protect against HIV.
Los Angeles mayoral candidate Rick Caruso declares he's not white because he's Italian.
US clinics offer free vasectomies in wake of supreme court’s Roe reversal.
