Tell Us Now: 19 Best Drunk Fast-Food Meals

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Tell Us Now: 19 Best Drunk Fast-Food Meals

Nothing hits quite like fast food when you are drunk or high. (As long as you have a designated driver, of course.) Because we’re upstanding citizens with absolutely no experience with the Devil’s drink and lettuce, we asked Cracked readers on Facebook, “What’s the best fast food chain and menu item to eat when you’re not sober?” The winners were Jack in the Box tacos and Taco Bell (in general). There were many other great minds in the responses coming up with delicious ideas for all of us to enjoy next time we’ve got a case of the munchies. 

Alcohol messes with our sugar levels, making us feel hungrier. Marijuana may stimulate a hormone responsible for hunger. And both of those give us greasy food consumption (that we may regret the next day). But for a few blissful moments, is there anything great than biting into a greasy, fast-food item? Here are 19 items to keep in the back of your mind.

... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Branda F. and many agree that the best food to eat when you're not sober is Jack in the Box tacos CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Whataburger Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit Barbara В. tells us, Whataburger: where breakfast starts at drunk o' clock. R WHATABURGER CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Waffle House Conerningly, Rob M. tells us, Fun fact: Steak 'n Shake is so classy, if you walk in wearing a viking helmet and swinging a mug of beer around at midnight, they won't even seat you in the dining area. Waffle Houses don't judge like that. WAFFLE HOUSE GOOD FOOD FAST CRACKED.COM ETRCEUM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? White Castle's Double Sliders Brad W. says, No one goes to White Castle, you end up at White Castle. (Though maybe Harold & Kumar would disagree.) CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Smoke's Poutinerie Ryan F. tells us their very Canadian order: Poutine, pulled pork, but only half of it 'cause it gets cold, then you carry it around with you for a bit. HOW DO YOU د. LIKE YOUR Smoke's POUTINE? POUTINERiE
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sonserae S. tells us the perfect drunk order: Spicy chicken sandwich combo with extra blackened ranch. CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Local Truck Stop Breakfast Cindy P. tells us, Back in my drinking days, it was a local truck stop. Nothing soaks up alcohol like a serving of hen eggs with bacon, hash browns and biscuits and gravy on the side. TRUCK STOP FILLING STATIO DINER GOOD FOOD CRACKED.COM TRUCK PARKING
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Love's Eggrolls T.A.M. says, There's just something about deep fried pork and cabbage rolled in a wonton wrap and rolling under a heat lamp that's absolute perfection when you're hammered at 2:00 AM. CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Dick's Deluxe, Fries, and a Strawberry Shake Jeph G. says, Pity that Dick's Drive-In is just a Seattle area thing, and we couldn't agree more. Dicks HAMBURGERS CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast Jacki L. raves, Hash browns, eggs, sausage, toast... just what the doctor ordered. Denny's CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Culver's Curderburger Matthew P. explains, Yes... the top 'patty' is basically a large, fried cheese curd. Culver's CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Wendy's Cheese Cheddar Burger Sean S. tells us, I used to order it as a 'secret' item.lt is literally a junior cheeseburger (just meat and cheese) with cheddar sauce on top. 3 or 4 of those and you're set. man HAMBURGER PURE 100% BEER ESTABLISHED 1969 QUALITY IS ED OUR RECIPE CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Little Caesars Pizza Tim H. orders cheese with extra sauce and extra cheese. Little Caesars® Centure aux Centra LARGE HOT-N- HOT-N- PIZZA READY READY LABAR MILL LANGE PIZZA $500 POPPORN $5 S 5 - LL DAY, ALL BAY ALL DAY, ERYDAY! adidas EVERYDAVI CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Arby's Beef 'N Cheddar Xak W. says, Gotta love Arby's Beef 'N Cheddar with a slice of gouda instead of cheese sauce. CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Portillo's Beef Sandwich Joe S. says they are the best chain that has beef sandwiches. CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Five Guys' Bacon Cheeseburger Raven C. says their go-to drunk food used to be the Chili Cheese Burrito from Taco Bell. Since they've killed that, my go-to is now a Bacon Cheeseburger with hot sauce, ketchup, and pickles from Five Guys. CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? Jack In The Box's Bacon Cheddar Potato Wedges Angelo F. is speaking our non-sober food language. Jack in the box CRACKED.COM
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? AM/PM Nachos Ryan M. tells us confidently, You're there buying more beer anyway so their platter o' chips with a layer of room-temperature cheese across the top does the trick at the right price. атрт DEFORME.SEU CRACKED.COM OFF
... TELL US NOW. What's the best drunk fast food? 7-Eleven Nachos Rodney В. tells us, After the club closed, I craved cheese. My preference at 2 am was 7-Eleven nachos. I had that down to a science including using the container upside down to get more toppings. CRACKED.COM
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