17 Head-Scratching Quotes Uttered By Celebrities

Sometimes we wonder why we even listen to them.
17 Head-Scratching Quotes Uttered By Celebrities

“Celebrities are the philosophers of our day,” said no one ever. While that statement isn’t true, some folks still believe it, whether it is the fans of celebs or the celebs themselves. Whether you believe it or not, it doesn’t change the fact that for some reason our journalists go to celebrities for their opinion and wisdom… or lack thereof.

Sure, we understand that sometimes some stuff is said to promote and hype up a movie or a TV show or a book or whatever product they wish to advertise to the general public at large. But it’s another thing to willingly spurt out some nonsense or goofy falsehood or yikes-take or just plain weird thing into a microphone or a tweet that’s shared with all of Earth.

Here are some of the most confusing, odd, weird, dumb, surprising, and otherwise head-scratching quotes actually uttered by celebrities you know and (maybe) love.

Mike Tyson

I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian. Mike Tyson, referring to a South American sovereign state of obscurity CRACKED.COM

ESPN

Sarah Jessica Parker

CRACKED.COM I love the smell of diapers. I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm, like a baked good. Sarah Jessica Parker, truly finding yum in someone else's yuck (somehow)

Today

Paris Hilton

CRACKED.COM CI P. MEDIT PARIS HILT Hol Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me. Paris Hilton, presumably talking about her previous lives Hollywood

CNN

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