Tony Hawk's IQ And 14 More Eyebrow-Arching Trivia Tidbits

So, I enjoy this list of interesting facts as much as the next guy. In fact, I've been known to come up with my own stupendous facts. But I do have a bit of an obsession with the subject matter. I've been working on my magnum opus, The Stupendous Facts of the World, which is expected to run well over ten thousand pages. I have learned so much, you see. There are some facts that seem rather unimportant at first glance, but when you really think about it, they can be quite illuminating. Like how the ancient Sumerians believed that their god Enki had a pet octopus. That's right. An octopus. I know, I know. It seems unlikely. But I have it from a reputable source, and it makes perfect sense when you think about it. I'm not saying that they were worshipping a real-life octopus. Just that they thought there was a god, and that he had something resembling an octopus as a pet. That's what we call ‘belief.’ Uhhh… okay, maybe I made that whole thing up. Anyway, enjoy the list:

A lottery winner bought the ticket to prove it was a waste of money.

Weird Al brought dates to see a film he was in without them knowing.

Shoveling Snow

Sandman was defeated by a vacuum cleaner.

No one can outrank George Washington, in the past or future.

A fake Havana Airport was almost built in Florida.

A lost city with more buildings than Manhattan was discovered in Mexico.

The Human Cork could stay afloat for hours, and no one knows how.

A zoo holds a voluntary penguin parade, when the penguins feel like it.

England had a queen in 1553 that only sat on the throne for 9 days.

Congressman Andrew May

Pharmaceuticals

A toddler came back to life after not having a pulse for three hours.

Tony Hawk is a genius.
