Sucked up into a storm? Just pass out!
Surviving decapitation belongs on your resume
That's one way to handle it
Out of the frying pan and into the fire ants
Facing Off Against a Grizzly
Fast Food Is Finally Good For You
Survive the robot apocalypse
Did you survive an explosion?
Scream at the elephant
Lone Star Ticks Prevent Zombies
This guy is invincible to nails or something
Pvt. Moss survived a rocket grenade
Saburo Sakai's cockpit exploded
Jacob Miller shouldn't have survived this!
Mike Day took a beating for sure
A great line in any situation
We would have given up long before this
Weird Luck on This One
Once again, just get blasted out of danger!
Get to the high ground!
Just be a pain in the butt
You're good if you can find a cruise ship!
Just keep poking and grabbing
Your head's pretty strong, we guess
If you're gonna fall, fall in extreme cold we guess
Get thrown out of danger
For potential astronauts
Don't make eye contact with the wolves
Stop birds with your shirt
Give the monkey your food
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