20 Facts For Every Trivia Aficionado
Stupendous facts are not just for people who enjoy this list of interesting facts. I am writing these for the reader who has no interest in facts, but is a human being. You can think of me as a human being like you. I have nothing better to do with my life than write about facts. This is because I don't know what to do with my life. I want to live. I am not so sure I want to live any longer, however, so I've taken a vow of silence for the next 100 years. But, I am still human. So I am writing about things that make me feel good. This is an absurdist piece of prose written by an absurdist person. Absurdist literature is the literature of a human being. Most human beings are curious about facts, especially interesting ones. You are probably one of them. I don't know who you are, but I know you are here, reading this. Thank you.
Universal Pictures
White Christmas
Horse Racing
The oldest Briton credited his long life to smoking and drinking.
The Vermont Mummy
Ganymede
Van Gogh
The ‘Harry Potter’ audiobook narrator uses hundreds of unique voices.
The British Army
A Narluga is the offspring of a beluga and narwhal.
The inventor of the Colt pistol tricked the Russians and the Turks into ordering thousands of guns.
A star was observed with 28 equal-sized planets orbiting in random ways.
A runner was stuck in traffic so he hoofed it to the Olympics.
The Louvre was originally built as a fortress.
Over more than a decade, two brothers exchanged the same pair of pants wrapped in increasingly wild ways.
Lincoln is the only US President with a patent.
Carmen Sandiego
A screenwriter really stranded himself to realistically write “Cast Away.”
The “dun dun” Law & Order effect is a few layered sounds.
Schwarzenegger was too jacked when he first started filming “Conan.”
