38 Celebrity Dating Facts That Prove How Different They Are From Us

Celebrities live in an objectively different world than the rest of us… The money, the amount of people interested in the day to day details of your life, the equally larger amount of people in your orbit saying “yes” to your every move… It's no wonder that famous people often have a messed up relationship with, well, relationships. While some of the examples below are perfectly innocent-- from dopey pick-up lines, to Weird Al's brilliant first date move-- Many more our insane ways to think about sexuality, let alone say out loud where people are definitely listening.
And that's not even getting into the amount of creepy age differences pervasive in Hollywood. It might be a little difficult to look at some of the celebrities the same way after learning the amount of them that have dated literal, actual teenagers. Yikes, that's gonna be a big “no thanks” from us.
Weird Al's move is still brilliant, though.
Russell Brand has threesome opinions

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Kirk Cameron, yikes dude

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Michael Douglas' weird line

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Cheryl Cole stays quiet during sex

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
...Not on board for this one.

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Wait, why wouldn't they flush the toilet?

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Andy Roddick & Brooklyn Decker

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Nixon stuck around

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Mel B

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Jay-Z & Beyonce

Elvis Presley & Priscilla Presley

Jerry Lee Lewis & Myra Gale Brown

Wilmer Valderrama & Demi Lovato

Chad Michael Murray & Kenzie Dalton

Joel Madden & Hilary Duff
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Mutually ignoring one another

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Brad Pitt has a specific red flag

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Jack Nicholson lies to his girlfriend

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
"A Yearly Job Evaluation"

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Bruce Willis' line

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Steve Harvey thinks intelligent women don't like sex?

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Rick Springfield & Linda Blair

Dane Cook & Kelsi Taylor

Leonardo DiCaprio & Camila Morrone

Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith

Jerry Seinfeld & Shoshanna Lonstein

Fergie & Justin Timberlake

Boris Kodjoe keeps it sexy

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Terry hates porn

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Kate Moss found her husband through Google

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Julie Delpy expects you to pick up your phone

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
Weird Al

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
50 Cent has BJ opinions

Source: 21 Celebrity Romantic Moves (Only They Can Pull Off)
David Bowie & Lori Mattix

Steven Tyler & Julia Holcomb
