15 Facts For When We Want To Become Just A Little Bit Smarter
“Humor is just common sense, that was all folks laughed at.” — George S. Kaufman
“A man who has nothing to do is always in love.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Humor is just common sense after the lamps are out.” — Noel Coward
“Humor is a way of getting through life without offending people.” — Jim Henson
“I'm not sure what the difference between a comedian and a preacher is, but I know it's something like a joke versus a sermon.” — George Carlin
“No one will ever accuse me of being a serious writer.” — S.J. Perelman
“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.” — Mark Twain
“The world laughs in woe: ‘Tis much best jesting.” — William Congreve
“If you don’t want your kids to listen to the radio, don't give them transistors.” — Stan Freberg
“I have no friends because nobody likes my jokes.” — Steven Wright
“The secret of happiness is to enjoy this list of odd facts.” — John Cleese
Maryland’s official sport is jousting.
“Take Me Out To The Ballgame” is a lie.
Ancient pillows don’t look super comfortable.
Black holes make noises that we can’t hear.
Jefferson and Adams took a souvenir from Shakespeare’s old home before they were president.
The first vacuum was brought to houses by horse.
Saliva helps the tongue heal faster than other parts of the body.
An 11 day traffic jam occurred in China.
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The tallest and shortest president were a foot apart.
The first phone book only had 50 names.
Sunburn affects mangoes.
Human thigh bones can hold up five pickup trucks.
It takes four times as much water to make a pound of milk.
