15 Bonkers News Stories That Really Chowdered Our Clams
I was once the happiest girl alive. I had it all; I could do anything I wanted with no fear of failure and no worries about money. My family were rich, so that was never a problem, but we didn't have much to worry about anyway; I was the one making most of my money, which I spent on myself. My friends always envied me because my life was like one big party.
But things changed when I met this boy who lived across town, and he started coming into my dreams. At first it didn't seem too bad—I mean, I'm sure every girl wants some sort of relationship with a boy from afar, but then I found out he was in love with me, too, and I couldn't understand why. And I really, really couldn't understand why I kept seeing him in my dreams.
Every time he came, he'd recite this list of fifteen facts over and over. It went …
James Cromwell glued himself to a Starbucks in protest.
A $35 Goodwill find turns out to be an authentic Roman sculpture.
A killer died hiding the body of the person he killed.
Wesley Crusher is back in ‘Picard.’
HOAs are as terrible as we thought.
Parton will star in TikTok musical for Taco Bell thanks to Doja and Kunda.
Is this school accepting applications?
Burrito tape will help keep stubborn tortillas in check.
Wordle aborts its solution for the day to avoid controversy.
Disability discrimination hits a national disability insurance agency.
Sailing around the globe in a mobile hotel is cheaper than a house.
Mobile food shelves had their catalytic converters stolen.
A Republican Congressman says he was only joking when he fooled around naked with his male cousin.
Eve Online fans applaud Microsoft Excel feature.
Calling someone bald is sexual harassment.
