15 Now-You-Know Facts That Just Hit Different
I'm going to be completely honest with you guys, I have never been able to understand what's happened here. I mean I know that we're supposed to be in prison, but this place feels like some sort of hotel or something. We have our own rooms and the guards just bring us food whenever we want it. There are other guys from our cell block who've come over too, so there is always a party happening somewhere on this floor, and we all just get drunk together, laughing at whatever jokes are made up between us. And I guess it makes me feel better about myself that I haven't been able to figure this out either. I mean if we were supposed to be in prison I'd think the guards would keep us separated, wouldn't you?
What? You don't even think about that?
You're too busy reading a list of fifteen facts over and over?
Okay, let me see. So, let's start with the first fact …