15 Unreal Stories From The Latest News Cycle

It had been an ordinary morning until the doorbell rang. I'd been sitting there at my kitchen table with my coffee, staring out at the backyard as if I expected to see someone out there who wasn't there, when the chime sounded. It was a pleasant sound, but not unusual. We were in the middle of nowhere. The closest neighbors lived on the other side of our property and down several hundred feet from the back of our house; the only thing we had going for us was that there are a lot of birds around. So, when the bell rang, my first thought wasn't that it was some crazy neighbor trying to get in touch. I got up to see who'd shown up unannounced, and as soon as I opened the door, I knew this wasn't just another visit.
A burning scroll appeared in front of my door, and the scroll bore a list of fifteen facts on it. That list went ...

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The Spotify CEO knows they aren’t paying artists enough, so they blamed the artists for not creating more music.

The Vatican is doing NFTs now.

An answer key was handed out to students instead of exam questions.

Two helicopters were found in a lake, and had gone down on the same day.

A car owner is being sued when his vehicle was involved in an accident he had nothing to do with.

A nursing home resident in China awoke in a body bag, being transported to the mortuary.

An airline discovered one of their pilots had not passed their final test, while in flight.

A turkey is maiming people in D.C.

Driving in a circle in an empty parking lot? Straight to jail.

Mike Lindell made a new Twitter account to get around a ban, and was immediately banned.

A student was marked present for 140 school days despite not being in class.

The new Barbie movie will not contain ‘Barbie Girl.’

Police found a bag of guns being carried over the Canadian border via drone.
