15 Trivia Tidbits That Steamed Our Broccoli

Two soldiers stand on an old, rusty ladder. They are both wearing helmets with the visors closed, but one of them has a small mirror in his left hand and is using it to look into his own visor. He looks at himself for a moment, then turns to the other man and says: "I was a great magician when I was young."

The other soldier is wearing a helmet with its visor open and is looking out into the trench beyond, where a group of soldiers are walking past on patrol. That other soldier looks over to see what has caught his attention and sees that they are carrying guns, although the soldiers seem to be ignoring their existence as they walk past. "They're carrying weapons, aren't they?" he asks.

"Yes ... they are," sighs the soldier who used to be a magician.

"Say ... why did you stop doing magic, anyway? And join the army?"

"I learned something that drove me mad."

"What ... what .... what was it?"

"It was a list of fifteen facts, and it went ...