15 Things Wrong with the 'Powerpuff Girls' Reboot

There's an idea that to make an apple pie, you need to first invent the universe. To make a small, you need to make the all. As above, so below. But it also works the other way -- all things contain a microcosm of God. All things are one. And so sometimes, when you want to talk about every funny movie or sexy gun in the world, you just need to look at one -- the coolest, or best, or whatever. Sometimes you narrow in on a specific person, object or thing to really get down to the nitty-gritty of who and what they are and do or make you feel or have given the world. This is that time. This is that place. This is that person/show/movie/thing. Here are some facts about... 

A Powerpuff Girls reboot being made. It still is, because we live in a broken, fractured timeline that God turned his back on. Powerpuff (because the “Girls” part was implied) follows Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup as they just kinda, ya know, hang out. It’s a CW show, there’s only so much room in the budget, and hiring Dove Cameron took all of it.