32 Real Gadgets For All The Secret Agents Out There

This looks like the end for the dashing secret agent… The evil billionaire bad guy has gotten away with the nuclear codes (after a monologue describing the entire evil plan), and left the hero tied to gigantic log that is inching towards a buzzsaw that's being operated by a body building henchman near a giant pool of man eating manatees or something. Okay, lost the plot there for a second, but that's how daydreams go sometimes. You probably won't ever find yourself in a cool, dramatic super spy situation like that… But if you ever were, you might wish that you had some of the cool secret agent gadgets below at your disposal.
Some of the below will hopefully inspire future writers of James Bond or Mission: Impossible franchises… When are we going to see Ethan Hunt utilize a fake scrotum with a transmitter? Stop being cowards, Hollywood. Come on.
A Cigarette Gun

Invisible Semen Ink

The Terminator of Golf

A foldable laser gun?

Smith & Wesson Tactical Pen

Skyrunner Buggy

Exploding Nazi candy bars

Maps hidden in records

Cigarette Cameras

Dead Rat Delivery

Hiding Tools Up Your Butt

Tank Destroying Condoms?

Strap-On Macro Lens

A safe alternative to handguns

A Tool Bracelet

The Scuba Chainsaw

Underwater Computers

NASA

The Secret Scrotum

A Fake Tuna Spy

The Acoustic Kitty

Exploding Flour

This Fake Dragonfly

Maps in Playing Cards

Lifesaving expandable sponges

Electric Ink

Brazilian RoboCop Goggles

A lil tiny flamethrower

Tank Wheelchair

A big ol' flamethrower

Shit Transmitter

Giant Fake Feet
