15 Weird And Wild Headlines That Gave Us Pause

"What is it?" I asked. "A sword? A spear?"
I was standing on a street in the capital with my friend Jalee. We were waiting outside the gates of her house, which she'd been living at for several years now. It was one of those huge old houses that used to be owned by some important noble or merchant. They all seem to end up being bought by rich merchants who live in them and rent out rooms, but then the people living there get really annoyed because it's like being stuck in the middle of a crowded marketplace.
We'd spent the day walking around the city, and now I could see her mother standing in front of a large house. It was made out of wood like so many others, but it had these strange pillars holding up its roof. As I approached, I noticed the pillars were inscribed from top to bottom with writing. I started reading the writing on the first pillar, and it was a list of fifteen facts that went ...
Safe sex is a top priority for the Easter Bunny.

YouTuber crashes plane for views.

The pot festival has a chance of getting ruined by people smoking pot.

Don’t take financial advice from influencers on Twitter.

Circle time is about to be lit.


Let he who is without concentration camps throw the first stone.

A Florida sheriff stunts on the haters and raps at a press conference.

Florida rejects math books for daring to teach kids “social emotional learning.”

A former Blockbuster assistant manager is launching his own video rental store in his home.

The Ministry of Health accidentally shared their Pornhub habits on Twitter.

Equity and inclusion committee members accused a black man of wearing blackface.

A cannabis dispensary in Florida went up in smoke.

Our long, National nightmare is over.

Deputies forcibly baptized a (now deceased) woman after a traffic stop.
