15 Believe-It-Or-Not Headlines From Around The Globe
I have a very dear friend named John. He's an excellent cook; he knows everything there is to know about wine, beer and mixed drinks; but the most amazing thing he knows is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. He can quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and even knows how to say it in Esperanto (he learned this by asking a woman in a bar). But John is also very wise. When he comes to my place for dinner we sit around drinking wine, and I'll try to explain something that has bothered me for some time, or ask his advice about a decision I've made—and John will just listen, nod, and tell me what I should do.
Sometimes, I ask him to tell me the meaning of life, the universe, and everything again. It's in an indecipherable alien language but, by amazing coincidence, it sounds exactly like a list of fifteen facts in English. It goes:
Police raid a home and take thousands of dollars, even though the homeowner was not charged.
The person who wrote “How To Murder Your Husband” is on trial for the death of her husband.
Penguin counting just one job for new Antarctic post office employees.
Courtroom Nudity
A toddler was being offered ice cream by a man in his nanny cam.
Ordering endangered animals online is super easy.
Escobar hippos are an invasive species in Colombia.
A boss tried to tell his bartender employee to not drink on his days off.
Mushrooms talk to each other with an impressive vocabulary.
The raw meat wars have begun.
Pornographic websites were displayed on car charging ports.
Gaming Headset Hero
“Sugar daddy” visits prevented one juror from attending certain court dates.
A TikTok trend centered around a theme park tragedy.
A woman bit a pitbull back for attacking her dog.
