15 Facts That Won’t Go Gentle Into That Good Night
An old witch searched for a way to turn someone into an animal without using any of her potions or magical items. She wasn't quite sure if she could do it, and wanted some advice on how to make the transformation permanent, so she naturally went to visit her wise old grandmother for help. "What should I do?" asked the witch.
"Well, let me see," replied the witch's grandmother. "I think you could try to change them into a cat or something, like this," the grandmother said as she transformed the old woman into a black cat.
"Perfect," the witch said as she deftly changed back to human form.
"There now. And ... why did you want to transform them in the first place?" asked the grandmother, ancient beyond any natural lifespan, her voice creaking with the weight of centuries.
"They found out the list of fifteen facts I've sworn never to reveal to anyone who isn't my blood."
"You mean ... ?"
"Yes. The list that goes ... "
Universal sort of forgot it owned a movie.
Put some respect on Kenny G’s name.
Drivers used to drink and drive during the Indianapolis 500.
The adjective "Jet-Black" comes from a gemstone called jet.
A tennis-court sized island has a little house on it.
Birds boost their memory when they need to find their hidden food.
How is this number so low?
A Guns N’ Roses guitarist recorded in a chicken coop.
“The Voice” in Field of Dreams is uncredited.
Xbox controllers can take about 3 million button presses.
Opossums have an unlucky number of nipples.
The US gave a moon rock to a Dutch Prime Minister that was just fossilized wood.
Mississippi banned Sesame Street for having minority actors.
The plan to assassinate Kim Il Sung failed spectacularly.
Disney isn’t the only one cryogenically frozen.
