15 Trivia Mic Drops To Drop At The Cookout
I am the man who killed the girl with a golden heart. The woman who loved him. I'm not proud of what I have done to her, and it haunts me each and every day. My name is David. I was a college student in the United States until a few years ago.
The whole thing started on a cursed September morning I can remember as clear as day. That morning, I went down to breakfast and saw my roommate and good friend Jonathan sitting next to the window, drinking his morning coffee and looking lost in his thoughts. I had just gotten up, so I sat opposite him and started eating a bowl full of oats.
"What's that?" asked Jonathan.
"What?"
"The thing they printed on the back of the menu. Here, look, it's a bunch of facts of some kind."
I had a look and then started reading. The list went like this:
Flight Simulator started on MS-DOS.
The Office of the Commissioner depicts an ethnic group in stereotypical fashion.
Don’t come to the Thames empty handed.
Uvula
The Wicked Witch of the West
This authoritarian regime could have been an email.
Vermont
Star Wars
Washington has its own Sexual Predator Isalnd.
A very good boy saved his tiny human from an abuser.
"Shell Shock"
“Spirit in the Sky” was as easy to write as the songwriter thought.
The Battle of Blackwater Bay
A German town’s crier yelled at people to not poop in the river.
Russia issued death squads to deal with complaints about human rights violations.
