15 Facts About Rodents, Toilet Paper, and The Casserole Hanging Above France
"I can't do it! I just can't!" they said to each other in despair as more and more creatures came at them. The woman turned around, her back toward the man. She grabbed hold of his hand. He held on with all he had. "Please don't let me go," she pleaded.
"You know I wouldn't."
"Yeah, but... I hate myself for doing this..."
The two looked up at each other as the monsters approached, and in that moment they knew that nothing was more important to them than holding one another's hand. They closed their eyes tightly so as not to see the approaching beasts. It seemed they could hear faint human voices.
The two began reciting a mantra that always calmed them so far. It never failed to deliver, and they hoped it would not do so now, in their hour of desperate need. It was a list of fifteen facts that went:
The Ocean Floor
One building in Delaware is a tax haven for thousands of businesses.
Cold welding in space requires no tools.
Water freezes faster when it’s hot.
A fence the length of the lower 48 states is keeping dingoes at bay.
It really is not easy being green.
French people look at the big Casserole in the sky.
Dog’s noses are like fingerprints.
Tina Turner music helps scare away airport birds.
Scott Paper was ashamed by selling toilet paper.
Gotta beat fast!
The Canary Islands
Rats multiply like Tribbles.
It took 8 hours to develop the first photo.
Hermit crabs can live for decades in the wild.
