15 Nutty Current Events For The Well Informed
"The new captain of Ever Given, an American woman named Lola, is trying to learn about the last days of her predecessor, who was kidnapped by a pirate who was also the ship's cook. When Ever Given returns to Egypt, she learns that there may be a traitor on board. She enlists the aid of Captain T. O'Connor (an Irishman with an attitude) to help uncover this betrayal. Meanwhile, Ever Given is commandeered by a pirate gang from Nigeria. As the two captains search for clues, they get involved with a young girl and her grandmother in Cairo. And then they find out that one of the pirates might have killed the original captain before even boarding Ever Given. They also discover a plot against the United States and are faced with a dark choice."
... That's the kind of story Ever Given would have if the universe had a flair for the dramatic. Instead, in our current universe, the TLDR of the Ever Given's story is this: It and its cousin ship got stuck in the same channel twice.
Flying multivitamins send people to the hospital.
A leprechaun murder scene leaves authorities concerned.
Do the climb, do the time.
Time is a flat circle and we think this proves it.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Mike Doyle.
A rare Pepe turned out to not be so rare.
Tyson is selling gummy ears that get you high.
Joe Biden
Explorers will be released with a day one patch.
As if the world couldn’t get any worse, they’re coming for our Doritos.
A camel went on a rampage in Memphis.
Mind Freak goes to a department store.
Medical choices are suddenly private and personal, when it’s vaccines.
Maybe the in 4 dentist that doesn’t recommend toothpaste is a psychopath.
Keep your daughter at the polls.
