15 Wildest Bits Of News Happening In The World
One day, after God had finished reading a book on how to use social media, Saint Peter, who had been eavesdropping, was in a state of mild panic. He approached God with a question. "God," Saint Peter said nervously as he sat down, "We may be facing a problem. Why, you're supposed to know everything. I've heard that you even once made a living as an insurance adjuster -- and yet you still read mortals' books about social media. How can anyone put their faith in us when you don't even understand something as simple as the Facebook timeline?"
The Lord, not having changed from his fire-and-brimstone Old Testament days, not even in his brief sojourn as an insurance adjuster, grew wrathful with Saint Peter – and, in His fury, sparks of heavenly lightning erupted from His immaculate fingertips. They landed on Earth in fifteen spots, cracking reality in every one, which caused these fifteen events:
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'Insulting, out of touch': Australians lambast government's phallic Women's Network logo
Chicken restaurant under fire for long lines.
PA courts sent ten year old summons to residents.
Cheating has been taken to a whole new level.
Head thief on the lamb.
You can buy Edward Scissorhands’ home - well, not you, but someone with money.
World’s longest car is restored, and the dream lives on.
Batman just became a 4D experience.
Some bloodsuckers you just can’t transport.
Send Russia a message all over the world.
Super Mario was beaten in under a minute.
A company is paying for poop.
Floridaman commits polite home intrusion.
There is certainly a lot of charm in this house.
