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14 Things You Can Do With A Fart

Clearing the air on cutting the cheese.

14 Things You Can Do With A Fart

January 28, 2022

Farts are a gas, literally and figuratively. The funniness of farts crosses all ages and cultures. But it turns out you can do more with broken wind than just create giggles and stench. Let's take a deep breath, slip out the back door together and get nose-deep in the subject of stinkers.

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART DROWN IT OUT THE SOUND PRINCESS IS A JAPANESE DEVICE USED TO DROWN OUT THE NOISE OF YOUR FARTS. Silent But Still Deadly? TOTO It produces the sound of a flushing toilet to cover up all your disgusting bum noises. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART LOSE YOUR SOUL ANCIENT GREEK PHILOSOPHER PYTHAGORAS BELIEVED YOUR SOUL WAS IN YOUR BREATH. Because a fart is a kind of breath, he was worried it might be possible to fart out your Pythagoranus soul! Theorem No wonder he also forbade his followers from eating beans! — Source and Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART MAKE AN IMMORTAL JOKE THE OLDEST KNOWN JOKE IS A 4000 YEAR OLD FART JOKE FROM ANCIENT SUMERIA. Scents of Humor What's never been known since time immemorial? A young woman who did not break wind in her husband's embrace. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART SELL IT AND PROMOTE NFTS EX-REALITY STAR STEPHANIE MATTO CLAIMED SHE WAS SELLING JARS OF HER FARTS, THEN WENT TO HOSPITAL AFTER FARTING TOO MUCH! After tons of free media coverage, it turns out she faked the rikTok stepankamatto whole thing, to Me to the 100 customers who purchased fart jar promote her nft's and exhanged them sale of fart-jar- for redeemable fart jars art NFTs. Vaporware — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART COLLECT AND STUDY IT MICHAEL LEVITT IS A SCIENTIST WHO STUDIES GUT GASSES, BY PUTTING TUBES INTO PATIENTS' RECTUMS TO COLLECT THEIR FARTS. Не found that farts vary from person to person. Most folks farted between 3 to 9x every 4 hours, with an average volume of 100ml per fart. Anal-ysis — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART HEAR MESSAGES FROM A GOD THE INNU PEOPLE OF NORTH QUEBEC BELIEVE IN A POWERFUL SPIRIT NAMED MATSHISHKAPEU. НЕ IS THE GOD OF FARTS. Talking Out Of Your Ass Every single fart is believed to be Matshishkapeu speaking a message, but you have to listen carefully and he makes a lot of jokes. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART IGNITE IT LIGHTING A FART ON FIRE IS CALLED PYROFLATULENCE, COMMONLY KNOWN AS A BLUE ANGEL. Ring of Fire A patient once farted during laser surgery on her cervix - the laser ignited it, giving her burns and catching the surgery drape on fire. — Source and Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART LAUNCH A ROCKET ADAM SAVAGE OF MYTHBUSTERS LAUNCHED A ROCKET USING HIS OWN FARTS AS FUEL. Ass Blast The rocket went 34 feet in the air and hit 38MPH. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART PRANK TONY SOPRANO LORRAINE BRACCO ONCE PRANKED JAMES GANDOLFINI WITH A FART MACHINE WHILE FILMING THE SOPRANOS. Bracco, who played Dr. Melfi, taped a fart machine under her chair and told Gandolfini that she wasn't Butt of the Joke feeling well. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART FIGHT DISEASE HYDROGEN SULFIDE IS WHAT GIVES YOUR FARTS THEIR POTENT SMELL. Dutch Oven Therapy It's been shown that inhaling small amounts of the stinky gas has health benefits in treating diabetes, strokes and dementia. — Source and Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART ENGAGE IN COMBAT A JAPANESE ART SCROLL FROM THE 1800s DEPICTS MASSIVE FART BATTLES. The Fart of War The scroll is called He-Gassen and was created by a group of unknown artists. — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART START A HUGE RIOT A ROMAN SOLDIER IN JERUSALEM INSULTINGLY FARTED TOWARDS JEWISH WORSHIPPERS DURING PASSOVER, AROUND 500BC. Blast from the Past The resulting riot killed 10,000 people. — Source

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This Fact Is One Step Up Knowledge Mountain

14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART BECOME A FAMED ENTERTAINER JOSEPH PUJOL WAS A FART MUSICIAN WHO BECAME THE MOST WELL-KNOWN PERFORMER IN FRANCE DURING THE LATE 1800S. Не did farting impressions of famous people, blew out candles and played tunes on various wind instruments. Intestinal Artistry — Source

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14 THINGS YOU CAN CRACKED.COM DO WITH A FART JUST ENJOY IT BLIND TESTING SHOWS THAT WE FIND THE SCENT OF OUR OWN FARTS MUCH MORE APPEALING THAN THE FARTS OF OTHERS. The reason seems to be simply that since we're all farting a gallon and a half of gas every week, we get used to our Passing the own stench. Smell Test — Source and Source

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