Cracked VS: Thanksgiving vs. Christmas
Let's unbutton our pants, kick our feet up, and see which example of American excess reigns supreme.
The end of the calendar year is absolutely PACKED with the best holidays, from Halloween, to Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years. It's like Tom Hanks' movie run in the ‘90s, just hit after hit. It would be unfair to judge a baller holiday like Christmas against, say, Arbor Day, so let’s make things even: what is the better cozy, end-of-the-year holiday where you stuff your face and make awkward small talk with family members you are 90% sure think the moon is fake and any sexual orientation other than their own is socialism?
