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Back in the day, Bill Murray used to be a big weed dealer.

15 Celebs Who Got Arrested For Amazingly Dumb Things

August 28, 2021

One time, at an airport, Bill Murray joked he had bombs in his suitcase … so they searched him, and found lots and lots of weed instead. Here’s the full story, plus 14 others:

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Shia LaBeouf got arrested in the middle of a performance art project once. While standing outside NYC's Museum of the Moving Image as part of his project,, he apparently pushed a guy and pulled his scarf, scratching his face. CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Bill Murray once got arrested for possessing 10 pounds of marijuana. At an airport in 1970, he joked he had bombs in his suitcase U.S. Marshals sprang up and checked the suitcase, finding no bombs but lots of weed. CRACKED.COM — Source: Esquire

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Azealia Banks got arrested for biting a club bouncer on the boob. She tired to get in without an entry stamp, and got mad when the bouncers didn't recognize her (even after they eventually let her in). CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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Reese Witherspoon got arrested for protesting her husband's DUI The charge was disorderly conduct she tired to defend her husband rather than stand by. Later, she called it embarrassing and dumb. CRACKED.COM — Source: Harpers Bazaar

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In St. Kitts and Nevis, they arrested 50 Cent for saying motherfucker. Profanity is apparently a misdemeanor in that Caribbean country, and 50 got arrested just for rapping his lyrics at his own concert there. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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They arrested T.I. for trying to get into his home in an Atlanta gated community. Akon He showed up at 4 AM and didn't have the key, so he got into an argument with a security guard. Soon, things escalated and the cops were called. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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Matthew McConaughey once got busted while dancing and playing bongos in the nude. He was spotted doing that at his home, and cops showed up and arrested him. Two days later, BONGO NAKED T-shirts were all over Austin, he said. CRACKED.COM — Source: NY Daily News

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Josh Brolin got taken to jail because they found him drunk on a sidewalk. And this was on New Year's Eve, 2013 so he rang in the new year in jail. They let him go a few hours later, once he sobered up a little. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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They arrested Justin Bieber in Miami Beach for drag racing at 4 in the morning. He was going 55 to 60 mph in a 30 mph area - the exact charges were DUI, resisting arrest, and having an expired driver's license. CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Gucci Mane got arrested for being an (inexplicably) aggressive creep. He took a woman he'd picked up in his car and offered $150 to go to a hotel with him - she refused, and then he pushed her out while the car was moving. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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Sam Worthington got into a fight with a bouncer in Atlanta, then got arrested. cipericate siffs experience ffone The bouncer didn't let him because he was too drunk, so Worthington shoved the bouncer (twice) - then he got a faceful of pepper spray. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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They arrested Shia LaBeouf in Texas because he wouldn't stop jaywalking. He got drunk outside a bar, then jaywalked in front of police. They told him to stop jaywalking, but he didn't and then they arrested him. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vulture

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Jim Morrison got arrested for showing a concert audience his cock. Well, he offered to show it, anyway it's not clear he actually did, but he got arrested for indecent exposure and open profanity in any case. CRACKED.COM — Source: Rolling Stone

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They arrested Wiz Khalifa because he didn't want to get off his hoverboard. It happened at the Los Angeles airport, where he was riding a hoverboard and refused to get off when cops asked him to so he got arrested. CRACKED.COM — Source: Rolling Stone

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Tim Allen got arrested for possession of over 1.4 pounds of cocaine (and had his sentence reduced. for snitching). He used to be a drug dealer then, and he got a reduced sentence (3 to 7 years, rather than life) in exchange for naming other dealers. CRACKED.COM — Source: Gawker

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