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Mommy issues. Daddy issues. Take your pick, we got issues.

13 Fictional Family Members We're Glad We're Not Related To

August 09, 2021

Terrible TV family members put the fun in dysfunctional. Here are 13 moms, dads, sisters, and brothers that we love to hate.

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PETER GRIFFIN farts on his kids FAMILY GUY CRACKED.COM And that's pretty much all you need to know. — Popbuzz

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SELINA MEYER would like to count on her daughter's vote VEEP CRACKED.CO Selina's mother blamed her for the death of her father, SO she had it rough. But that doesn't excuse her lack of self-awareness when she tells Catherine: You have no idea what is was like to be the only daughter of a pathological narcissist. — Screenrant

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RICK SANCHEZ constantly puts his family in danger RICK AND MORTY GRACKED.COM Absentee dad. Chaotic grandfather. Rick isn't a bad guy,per se, but his thirst for adventure pretty much ensures a domestic life fraught with peril. — Popbuzz

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WAYNE ARNOLD has an extremely punchable face THE WONDER YEARS CRACKED.COM Bullying Kevin and his best pal Paul came naturally to Wayne, the epitome of the butthead big brother. In the words of their father after Wayne wrecked the family car: What the hell, Wayne? — Insider

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LUCILLE BLUTH will have a vodka rocks and toast, please ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT CRACKED.COM If there's a valid criticism about me, I don't want to hear it. Besides being unfeeling, cruel, and domineering? At least she's kind to her adopted son: Here's some money. Go see a star war. — Romper

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MARCIA BRADY is a good sister? Sure, Jan. THE BRADY BUNCH CRACKED.COM Who wins all the awards? Marcia. Who is the teacher's pet? Marcia. Who do Davy Jones and Desi Arnaz Jr. want to date? Marcia. Marcia Marcia Marcia! — Shout Factory

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KAREN WHEELER is the Demogorgon of moms STRANGER THINGS CRACKED.COM Turns out that being completely checked out of her children's lives was Karen's best mom trait. (Wouldn't you notice if you had an Eleven living in your house for a few months?) Being a thirst trap for her kids' peers is probably worse. — Screenrant

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GEMMA TELLER is why people don't like mothers-in-law SONS OF ANARCHY CRACKED.COM You (wrongly) believe your daughter-in-law has turned on the Club? Why, by all means, stab her in the skull with a cooking fork. — Screenrant

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DON AND BETTY DRAPER always make it about them MAD MEN CRACKED.COM How about that MLK assassination episode? Don forgets to pick up the kids, then whines about having to drive through Harlem. Betty insists he does so, but more to ruin Don's weekend with a new girlfriend than out of concern for the kids. So much therapy ahead. — Jezebel

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DARYL AND MERLE learned it from Dad THE WALKING DEAD CRACKED.COM There's plenty of feudin' and fussin' between those Dixon boys, both the victims of an abusive father. They try to make it right, but as with many relationships on Walking Dead, this one was not destined to end well. — Hidden Remote

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FRANK AND ESTELLE COSTANZA somehow make George look reasonable SEINFELD CRACKED.COM When Estelle isn't catching George treating his body like an amusement park, Frank is telling his family all the ways they've disappointed him. Add constant shrieking and screaming and it's a wonder George isn't more screwed up than he is. — EW

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CERSEI is the sister who feuds and Frenches GAME OF THRONES CRACKED.COM So she's sleeping with one brother. Creepy. Then she wrongfully blames her other brother, Tyrion, for poisoning her son King Joffrey, leading the charge to have him executed. As a sibling, Cersei is all about extremes. — Hidden Remote

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AL BUNDY openly wished for better children MARRIED WITH CHILDREN CRACKED.COM AI constantly insults Kelly for her provocative clothing and general lack of smarts. While Bud is more on the ball, AI laments his son's uninspiring sports skills. No wonder he calls Bud Mommy's second little joke on me. — Time

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