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Are you happy now, Tug? You made James Corden say "scuppered"!

14 Of Hollywood's Most Difficult Actors (Are Animals)

July 19, 2021

We don't agree with James Corden on much, but we're certainly on his side when it comes to cows V. Meryl Streep. Know your place, cows.

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Bart the Bear THE OSCARS CRACKED.COM Bart was Hollywood's go-to bear for much of the 80's, and there was even a campaign to get him nom'd for an oscar. The campaign failed, but he did make it to The Oscars stage as a presenter in 1988, to the abject horror of the crew: they had all sorts of people off to the side waiting in case something went wrong. — Source: That Time A Bear Almost Got An Oscar Nomination (No, Really.)

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Peggy the chimp BEDTIME FOR BONZO CRACKEDG If it weren't for... his entire political legacy, this film would be Ronald Reagan's most embarrassing professional moment. It was said that he was the first president in history to be out-acted by a chimp. Peggy once even choked him out by yanking on his tie until a crewmember came and cut it off his neck. — Source: MentalFloss

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Eddie FRASIER CRACKED.COM He was a fan favorite, but Moose the dog was actually a dogsh*t actor. Kelsey Grammer said he usually lets the undue praise fly, but I do draw the line when somebody says, 'Oh, he's such a good little actor.' He's not an actor, he's a dog. — Source: Washington Post

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Milky White the COW INTO THE WOODS CRACKED.COM James Corden said that Tug the COW was a f*ing nightmare... Meryl Streep is giving a phenomenal performance and it's scuppered by just 'MOOOOOOO! — Source: USA Today

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Friends

Marcel the monkey FRIENDS CRACKED .COM Katie the monkey was supposed to be a series regular, but blew her shot by pooping, puking, and eating worms at every opportunity. David Schwimmer famously hated his scene partner: wish it were dead. — Source: EW

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Bart the Bear... Jr? GAME OF THRONES CRACKED.COM Apparently not related to the original Bart, but definitely named after him, this Bart was a real dud. Nikolaj Coster-Walday said he required a round of applause just to leave his trailer: The whole crew had to applaud and go, 'Yeaaaaaah, Bart! Come on, Bart! You're the best! — Source: EW

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A hungry elephant INDIANA JONES CRACKED.COM After filming the scene where Kate Capshaw and Harrison Ford ride elephants into the jungle in Temple of Doom, one of the elephants straight-up ate Capshaw's dress. They actually had to make the dubious claim of eaten by elephant on an insurance form. — Source: MentalFloss

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Untrained lions ROAR CRACKEDG Hollywood power couple Tippi Hedren and Neil Marshall decided to use their own pet lions for the film, which went about as well as you might expect. Melanie Griffith was mauled on set, and needed reconstructive face surgery. — Source: CBS News

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Cozette the dog THE SOPRANOS CRACKED .COM Even the trainer of the fussy Maltese, named Little Nicky, admitted that the dog kind of sucked at acing. Drea de Matteo agreed: she was always biting us. That's about the last thing you want YOUR scene partner to be doing. — Source: EW

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Jack the monkey PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN CRACKEDG After shipping him down to Australia, they had to keep him quarantined for 30 days, after which time he went ahead and bit a makeup artist's ear. — Source: NY Daily News

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A herd of sheep BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN CRACKED.co Director Ang Lee said the groundbreaking ! sex scenes were nothing compared to the shepherding scenes: No more sheeps. Never again sheeps. — Source: BBC

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Eight different Maine Coons PET SEMATARY (2019) CRACKED.COM Director Kevin Kolsch wanted his spooky cat to mimic the cover of the original Stephen King novel, but Maine Coons can pretty much only learn one trick each. For each action, they had to bring in a new cat and let it sniff around and get acclimated: They were like this pack of divas on set. — Source: The Cats In The New 'Pet Sematary' Were 'A Pack Of Divas'

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Crystal the monkey NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM CRACKED.co Ben Stiller said Crystal, and specifically her insistence on being constantly fed, gummed up the works on set, because everybody stops for the monkey... it all becomes about this monkey paste. — Source: Belfast Telegraph

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A clumsy babboon EVAN ALMIGHTY CRACKED.co Steve Carrell tried riffing with a babboon, pretending to be mad when the creature spilled some lemonade. It thought he was actually angry, so it bared its teeth and it took a very aggressive stance with me. The trainer then reminded Carrell not to f around with babboons. — Source: NY Daily News

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