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12 Actual Children’s Toys Based On Fast-Food Restaurants

If real food is fun, plastic food is even funner!

12 Actual Children’s Toys Based On Fast-Food Restaurants

May 19, 2021

Most fast-food outlets give out cheap plastic toys to entice families to stop by. But the real hustle begins when you’re selling ads … er, toys you have to buy in a real store. Here are 12 real-life examples of restaurants inviting you to play with your food.

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16-bit Ronald makes the world safe for MCDONALDS McDonads Treasure Land Treasure Land Adventure and Good gen the the GENT SEGA GA SEGA SEEA GENESIS SECK CRACKED.COM From the folks who brought you Sonic, I Treasure Land Adventures gets suprisingly good reviews. Ronald beats up anthropomorphic food to gather pieces a treasure map, which ultimately sends the clown back to McDonaldland for a heapin' helping of cholesterol. — Kotaku

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Speak ad slogans, boy! Say yo quiero TACO BELL CRACKED.COM This version of the Yo Quiero chihuahua toy portrayed him as a revolutionary, complete with Che Guevara beret, leading to newspaper headlines like Latino Leader Calls For Taco Bell Boycott. Viva Gorditas! — eBay

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More ways for Barbie to lose teeth at TIM HORTONS Tim Tim Hortons Horton GRACKED.COM If a Honey Cruller doesn't rot the molars out of Barbie's jaw, how about a puck delivered at 90 miles-per-hour straight to her chompers? Currently only available at Toys R Us Canada, where they still have Toys R Us. — Narcity

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So many tie-ins for Ninja Turtles and PIZZAHUT Cowabunga! TUBLES radical Get OUT cassette, PIZZA TOSSIN debut audio RAPH Concert official Guide Tour antographed be for poster $3.99 any with pizza excellent purchase Anam retail value. Pizza CRACKED.COM Hut. it recent* Makies Audio cassettes. VHS concert movies. Mutagen Ranch dressing. But don't tell the Hut - there's a Pizza Tossin' Raph action figure that spews Dominos pies. — eBay

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This playset is almost as tasty as the real SUBWAY SUBMAYA CRACKED.COM Slapping rubbery slices of faux meat and almost-cheese onto hard slabs of bread isn't that far off from actually working at Subway. Congratulations, son - you're a Sandwich Artist — eBay

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Mommy, there's a creature in my DAIRY QUEEN DQ Series COLLECT Them BIZZARD WARNING: CRACKED.COM Like most people, we've imagined what might be living inside our Raspberry Fudge Bliss Blizzards. Turns out it's a -skinned demon with detachable ponytails. Collect 'em all! — Amazon

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Kid noses run on DUNKIN' DUNKIN' DONUTS DONUTS DUNKIN' DUNKIN' DONUTS MILK CRACKED.COM There's nothing that crazy about plastic versions of your favorite foods. It's the built-in donut smell that makes these beauties special, guaranteed to make your dog chew them to bits. — eBay

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Stick your hand in the fry bin at KFC into 15ddd CRACKED.COM Now you can earn -mininum- wage for serving up fake chicken legs. Complete with oodles of imitation KFC food, numerous spoken words, and frying sound, but only when you press your palm on the faux-grill. — Amazon

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Cows say kill the chickens at CK-FIL-A -F FRY SMALL EAT MOR OWN CRACKED.COM Dress your toddler in waffle-fry gear, then give him the COW toy that says Dear god, don't kill me. Take the fowl. I'm begging you, please eat another living creature that is not me. — Chick-Fil-A

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Knock-off Legos make for cool fun at BASKIN ROBBINS BR baskin robbiNs BR baski Tobbins BR BR CRACKED.COM hopping This made-in-Korea beauty is 100% Official, Genuine Product. Featuring the famous Baskin Robbins truck (wut?) and 50-ish fully compatible building bricks, it's a bargain at only $129.99. — Amazon

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Hey, its not The Noid's fault

Would it kill you to avoid THE NOID? Are we that desperate for nostalgia that we're paying good Funko Pop money for third-tier, last-century pizza mascots? We don't need to memorialize every bit of pop culture ephemera - that's what Family Guy is for. — Target

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Eat your friends at MCDONALDS Fisher-Price Little People D'S RESTAURANT PLAYSET McDonald's McDonald's CRACKED.COM The playset features both an anthony Day hamburger pal a restaurant where you can order and eat... hamburgers. Hopefully, the burgers you buy inside don't have huge googly eyes. — Etsy

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