Tell Us Now: What’s The Most Bonkers Movie You’re Sure Nobody Has Seen But You?

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Tell Us Now: What’s The Most Bonkers Movie You’re Sure Nobody Has Seen But You?

We asked Cracked readers on Facebook for some utterly bonkers movies they're pretty sure no one else in the world has ever seen. Thankfully, no one tried to The Ring us. But sadly, these weird-ass movies are now lodged in our brains where the Pythagorean theorem used to be.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

TELL US NOW. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter CRACKED Terry M. knows how to pitch a dang movie: Jesus Christ returns to modern day to find evil day walking lesbian vampires terrorizing the city. They are controlled by an evil cannibal scientist. Jesus falls in love with a busty nun who

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Nightbreed

TELL US NOW. Nightbreed GRAGKED Dylan B. explains why shrooms, obscure horror flicks, and prankster friends don't mix: A couple of my buddies were tripping on shrooms once and asked me to throw on a movie. I went with a childhood favorite film of mine... They were not happy with

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