46 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 21, 2025
People denounce Vice President JD Vance as a bigoted natalist with an uncanny resemblance to a bloated Oblivion creature, but our nation’s second-in-command is now being accused of something even worse: papacide.
On Easter Sunday, Vance dropped by the Vatican and met with Pope Francis less than 24 hours before His Holiness’ death on Monday. The situation has all the makings of a scrapped Veep plot, leaving folks across social media wondering if dealing with Vance — a job the Pontiff initially tried to sic on Cardinal Pietro Parolin — is what finally did him in. “Adult catholic convert repulses pope so much he dies almost instantly after,” joked Twitter user @MargBarAmerica.
Meanwhile, OrganizerMemes decided to look on the bright side of this Conclave-calling situation, acknowledging that we finally have Vance’s answer to the world’s highest-stakes game of fuck, marry, kill: fuck a couch, marry Usha and kill the Pope.
Thankfully, the only thing these tweets are guilty of is being the funniest posts from the last week. The best ones skewered Jeopardy! winners, George Clooney’s bad dye job and Jeff Bezos’ mid-April Christmas Carol.
