35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, April 25, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, April 25, 2025

Good news for Michael Che, Lorne Michaels’ checkbook and pretty much no one else: If the internet rumors are true, this season of Saturday Night Live may be Colin Jost’s last.

The long-running sketch show recently announced which hosts and musical guests would close out its 50th anniversary season, a star-studded slate that includes Bad Bunny, Quinta Brunson, and the internet’s new baby girl, Walton Goggins. Several fans, however, had some questions about why Scarlett Johansson was tapped to host the last episode of the season on May 17th, speculating that this episode would double as her husband’s SNL finale, too. “Oh it’s jover (Jost over),” wrote @suckit_nerds while @wxpdnews suggested that we all “kiss Colin Jost goodbye.”

This isn’t the only bad news comedy fans had to grapple with this week. In a move approximately nobody asked for, Redditor Eoinharrington25 decided to crunch the numbers surrounding the ages of The Simpsons’ eponymous family, finding that if the show were set in modern day — and not on a floating timeline — Homer and Marge would be millennials, born in 1987 and 1991, respectively. To make matters worse, the Redditor discovered that Bart, Lisa and Maggie could all claim Gen Alpha as their own, boasting the years 2015, 2017 and 2024 on their individual birth certificates.

“I hit the report button, but I can’t find the option that says ‘OP caused me pain,’” Blythyvxr lamented of the now-viral post on r/TheSimpsons.

Unlike learning the Simpson family’s birth years, we think these hilarious tweets will bring you a lot of joy. The funniest include those about off-putting Davids, whether You has actually ended and everyone’s favorite Cardinal: “Cardi T.”

carl marks @lethalrejection 13h ... Having a 22 y/o brother who isn't an incel truly feels like getting on the last chopper out of Vietnam 21 659 16K del 265K
Omar El Fares عمر الفارس @3lfares. 18h S ... Pope Francis P Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda . 19h Describe him in 2 words 2K 42 56K del 772K
Zac Mabry @ZacMabry 19h ... Olympics 2024: he's 31 years old. It's a miracle he's still walking. Conclave 2025: he's 63 years old. Still a child. 16 1.8K 29K 396K
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard - 17h G ... SHiRTS THAT GO HARD I HOPE OUR NAMES ARE NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE AUTISM WATCHLIST 15 471 5.7K 431K
athena @myrthena 12h ... theyre calling cardinal tagle Cardi T over on tiktok 1 210 2.9K del 30K
G ... Andy Scott @AndyJScott - 16h Doctor said I am deficient so I'm trying out boiling this microplastic Snoopy when cook PEANUTS SNOOPY is 15 86 2.5K 42K
Johnny Boy @THEnotoriousJ0D 13h ... Been a tough stretch for the Irish, so good to have two of our best reps out there N Netflix @netflix Apr 23 Conan O'Brien and Ayo Edebiri on #EverybodysLive N LIVE 124 4K del 76K
S ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt . 8h i aint no mf cookie why tf they keep put me on parchment paper at the doctor 7 454 9.2K 67K
s ... Rocco Botte @rocco_botte.2 21h No me hasn't 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - Apr 24 'YOU' has ended. Y I 43 9.2K 128K del 2.3M
s ... Zeyneb @maozeydong Apr 24 - @leftistexe Apr 23 do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence del 2.5M 106 19K 175K
zoë rose bryant G ... @zoerosebryant 17h ran to cristin milioti's personal life section on wikipedia faster than the flash Bon Iver @boniver. 19h TRUE LOVE IS A fABLE. Photo Credit: Graham Tolbert 42 791 27K del 3.1M
CxspxxrX @_6signxxx Apr 24 ... Imagine eating a grape the size of your whole body. What luxury Nature is Amazing с @AMAZINGNATURE Mar 23 Lil crab eating a grape 0:05 42 6.5K 94K del 1.6M
april valerie's moonlight @aprilpkmn 19h G ... real conversation btw ft my 8 yr old sister aliya Premium Creative Typewriter SMLCAP CHARLTY Diana Cástia 8 = W E T R и J y o S D F G H J К Z x с v B N M Aliya is that you in that picture aliya No it Chappell roan + |Message 326 13K 225K del 2.7M
G ... silly @mewcharm Apr 24 US So everyone just wants to eat glass. They want to eat my hard work. What the fuck silly @mewcharm Apr 22 never painting glass again fuck you 315 5.7K 123K 1.2M
@Crixxsten Apr 24 G ... Megg Why am I seeing centaur thirst traps on my feed Klark @KnightClawk-Apr 24 neigh~ 180 8.9K 133K the 2.4M
Regular AshtraySnootBoop @CumwadS9615 Apr 24 G ... can't tell if my shadow looks more like billie joe armstrong or lisa simpson 56 1.7K 114 del 17K
ancient tweeker bitch @superloafcat . 20h ... Serf talking to his friend: @Saintg0r. 22h New Lorde is okay. 15 2.1K 27K 998K
Dolli @PlasticDolli Apr 24 ... THE FUCKING POPE DIED??? Dolli @PlasticDolli Apr 24 i just got out of jail holy shit 4chan died? 134 4.2K 136K 3.9M
O soapy hadid @soapyhadid 9h ... Kinda addicted to leaving a party early and getting those 'wya' texts 48 1.4K del 22K
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 15h .... RESTAURANT KET-&DELI Et yo that place was good whats it called? 7 118 2.5K 24K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans 10h O ... kinda laughing being at WWIII worried memes about WWIII PUSH F GHEXXY LIME LEMON 39 49 1K 84K
charlie @chunkbardey 19h Q... they long to touch but are going in different o directions and may never get to explore their connection :( many situations like this occur every day :( 2 69 32K 1.6K
Aleph @woke8yearold.23h O ... >JD meets with the pope >pope dies >JD visits India >war breaks out between India and Pakistan 379 3.8K 75K del 1.2M
russ, mph @aesthetics_grad . 17h ... just thought my waiter was my date and i got up and hugged him 16 89 4.1K del 63K
ELLA MACHINA @orchidcamp 12h ... bf: *trying to break up with me* me: {loudly, with headphones on} sorry man i dont have any cash on me right now 1 517 8K 90K
Perc @PercThaGoat. 19h O ... This sht can probably cure a common cold in two sips UNKNOWN @Thee_Unknown420.19h Sprite said: Oh y'all like ginger?! 20PH DIGMITED Sprite 210 CALORIES PER DOTTLE GINGER 20 FL OZ (1.25 PT) OTHER LEMON- FLAVORED NATURAL -LIME SODA e GINGER FLAVORS WITH 591 mL 36K 44 2.5K 599K
G ... stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ 14h amazon driver handed my package to me and said he needed a photo for proof of delivery which I thought was weird since he handed it to me directly. Anyways here's the photo мл I I round - A301 115 rapide rituite СУНИ 116 81 9.7K 469K
#1 mr. с HATER @gloomygee . Apr 24 ... david lynch. . david bowie. . david byrne. holy trinity of off putting davids 34 1K 8.7K del 121K
Ned @Nedsfeed 15h s ... We got a new Pope 16. ARI 17.CIN I 18. SEA CARDINALS PICK IS IN ROUND 1 abc 248 10K 131K 4.4M
Shain @shainreads 20h ... The unfortunate thing about being a bit pretentious is that it's kinda fun. 15 1.3K 11K del 153K
s caty @777meowmeow. Apr 24 ... no she or her... this is why we need feminism selma @slmrsmx Apr 23 the pronoun cinematic universe is growing THEY/THEM IT Us YOU Them HIM 595 11 14K 228K
julia colander @juliacolander 18h O ... Pizza Hut hired me on the spot because of my condition 81 1.2K 27K del 289K
Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama 18h ... if anyone needs me I am busy writing a reverse Forrest Gump where JD Vance inadvertently causes every terrible world event from 1994 onwards 34 618 12K 133K
chaotic memes G @memechaotic 4h ... The puddle at the gas station HE и RIX M A ECTIONS RESU и IREAL NiS NGINE TH TRIX MAI RRECTIONS RESURR 14 611 17K 250K
Barbie Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop 13h ... Gasped outloud while job hunting ... Agent Pinkerton Chicago, IL 60661 $30-$34 an hour Full-time AD&D insurance 401(k) Paid time off Vision insurance Health savings account Dental insurance 112 623 24K del 639K

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