30 Insanely Picky Singles Who Would Rather Be Petty Than in A Relationship

‘My friend claims to only want to date Japanese girls. His opinion is based solely on watching anime’
30 Insanely Picky Singles Who Would Rather Be Petty Than in A Relationship

Some may claim that “the eyes are the windows to the soul,” but one Redditor begs to differ. To them, windows are the eyes to the soul, as well as a standard they use for turning down potential dates. “I once made a rule that I would no longer date men who didn’t have some type of window decor,” they explained, noting that “blankets, sheets or flags tacked up over a window” were major red flags.

“I don’t know why I consider this a sign of maturity,” they speculated. “Maybe I was just tired of the frat boy type.”

While these window-treatment rules sound strict, they’re nothing compared to other ridiculous dating preferences people have shared, the wildest involving six-figure salaries, anime girls and a minimum number of houseplants.

 9mo ago His girlfriend could only be somebody virgin (btw he is 35 yo and f-ked over 100 girls), cause in case of having kids, kids will not have DNA leftovers from her ex partners. His dating preference is based on some genetics study done on pigeons. 380 ... + 16 more replies
RedditVince 9mo ago I have a roommate who is destined to be single forever. His preferences and is not open to any changes. Must be shorter than he is. Blond, Blue or Green Eyes. Virgin (and preferably never been kissed). Slim but not too muscular. enjoys doing household duties. Full Time employment with benefits and retirement savings. No drinking alcohol, caffeine or sugary sodas. must have sense of humor and laugh at his jokes. Must want 3 children. Must be financially set and planning for the future. Не is a 46 year old (suspected Virgin) 5'6 tall, balding, pudgy, evening
redkid2000 9mo ago A buddy of mine said he only wanted to date Korean girls. One of our mutual friends at college tried to set him up with her roommate, who was an exchange student from Korea. The next day she asked him if they were gonna see each other again and he said no, she didn't fit his standards. Turns out the only Korean women he wanted were Kpop idols. - 7.4K ...
Several-Assistant-51 9mo ago Dude wanted a Japanese woman who spoke Spanish and cooked Mexican food - 11K ...
mazzystardust216 9mo ago A woman I knew mentioned she was looking for a man who made at least $500k/yr and was also an artist type and not a workaholic. I was like I think those items are in conflict sweet thang. - 8.9K ... booksandcats4life 9mo ago It's called a trust fund. And they're pretty rare. - 4.2K ...
bizzonizon 9mo ago I heard about someone who refused to date anyone who didn't have at least ten houseplants - 5.2K ... angularvisage69 9mo ago Hi,nice to meet you. Now where are your house plants? - 2.2K ...
CreepyCrepesaurus 9mo ago My friend claims to only want to date Japanese girls, despite not living in Japan or any community with a Japanese population. Furthermore, he has never even met a Japanese girl. His opinion is based solely on watching anime. - 17K ...
PhlippinPhil 9mo ago Girl I knew only dated guys with trucks, due to masculinity. Straight up said she couldn't take a guy who drove a woman's car seriously to do a man's role in her life. Guy she wound up with was shorter than average, small and scrawny, worked an office job, and was pretty much the opposite of the big burly masculine type, but he drove a truck. I found that so, so odd. I flip cars so what I drive can change on a daily basis, I can't imagine that being a dealbreaker for someone. - 2.8K ...
Large-Meat-Feast 9mo ago a kid I worked withsaid that he wanted to date someone who was physically fit, worked out at the same gym, had a certain style hair, drove, lived by herself, and there was a whole host of other preferences. We did the maths, and there were roughly 5 people in town who met that list. - 3.8K ...
PM_Your_Pretty_Tits 9mo ago Not the most ridiculous, but I got a good laugh when my friend said he wanted to set his dating profile to exclude girls with small dogs that can't breathe well. 6.2K ... -
palinsafterbirth 9mo ago I dated a girl who full out admitted that she was dating me (a POC) to look progressive. - 2.5K ... Abyssurd 9mo ago I bet she also has a pet gay friend 1.6K ...
Joemanji84 9mo ago | once knew a woman who wouldn't date a guy because the back of his head was too flat. - 1.2K ... kickintheshit 9mo ago Not enough tummy time 1.4K ...
Mediumaverageness 9mo ago Met a woman who confessed her hobby (restoring old cars) repulsed most men because not a feminine activity. Au contraire, I thought it was attractive as hell, and we had lenghty conversations where I did some researches, asked questions, listen her talk about her passion. She ended our exchanges when I casually told her I wasn't proficient with tools and tinkering (outside computers), her justification being a manly man knows how to use tools 6.2K ... catsumoto 9mo ago Well, if that isn't ironic... 3.6K ...
SlickWillySillyBilly 9mo ago Had a work colleague reject a guy because he had a desktop PC. In hindsight, the dude dodged a bullet. 631 ... + 14 more replies
lavenderacid 9mo ago | met a 49 year old man who outright refused to date any women over the age of 30. Не was single, in case you're wondering. 713 ...
Orangutanfarts 9mo ago Some girl on tiktok was talking about this guy she met who only dated women with lip filler? Because he believed that meant they had money. 2.7K ...
RemoveMountain89 9mo ago Someone I know said he wouldn't date me because I dated other people. Не called me a whore. Не also got his best friends ex girlfriend pregnant. In a basement. When his best friend was upstairs. 989 ...
4URprogesterone 9mo ago There was a woman I worked with at a resale boutique- she was dating this guy for like 6 months. They went out every weekend. She was really pretty, he was really handsome. She asked me what me and my boyfriend talked about. She explained that her boyfriend would take her to bars or restaurants or they would hang out and watch movies, but they never really talked and she didn't know what couples were supposed to talk about- she mostly just dated him because he was good looking and she liked how he dressed. - 281
ReadySetTurtle 9mo ago | won't date anyone that's allergic to peanut butter. I'm not willing to give that up for any man - 792 ... autosuggestie-lucht 9mo ago Oh my! I was married to one and ever since we divorced I have been eating peanut butter daily. Such a joy! 218 ...
Testicle_Tugger 9mo ago Know a girl who broke up with a guy because he didn't read the Bible enough he read it once a day but she reads it three times a day 574 ... + 23 more replies
halimdaninja 9mo ago Not dating android users 4K ... + 214 more replies
miletharil 9mo ago All these tradcon dudes want a woman to be a virginal and demure saving herself for marriage. HOWEVER, as soon as you start dating them, they immediately want the woman to start putting out. - 1.5K ...
KarrelM 9mo ago People whose legs don't work and wheelchair fetish. Went as far as using a wheelchair despite having legs that work. 114 ...
9mo ago Asleep-Awareness-956 My only requirements are they must be green and live in a swamp. - 1.6K ... jolynes_daddy_issues 9mo ago Yoda and Shrek are total babes 560 ...
Different_File9131 9mo ago I've literally heard a woman say to me that her ex-boyfriend was too nice for her and I'd be too nice for her and that she'd need an asshole to keep her in line. She'd never date anyone who she'd be friends with. She later came out as a lesbian and has only been with women since, the past 11 years. - 651 ...
occasionallystabby 9mo ago | once made a rule that I would no longer date men who didn't have some type of window decor. Curtains, blinds, shades, etc. Blankets, sheets, or flags tacked up over a window didn't count. I don't know why I consider this a sign of maturity, I just do. Maybe I was just tired of the frat boy type. 195 ...
Dontbeajerkdude 9mo ago There's this one girl I repeatedly see on dating sites so she's been on there a long time, as have I. Nothing really wrong with her looks wise, but she is in her 30s and she makes it very clear she's still a virgin. She wants a guy who is also a virgin, doesn't watch porn and won't even entertain dating any guy that drinks or smokes even sometimes. And on top of that doesn't want some Mormon or otherwise religious/conservative guy, since she's not religious/conservative herself. Like, lady, what planet are you on? - 594 ...
chromane 9mo ago Matched with someone on Bumble, she asked my Myers Briggs Personality Type. I told her it was ENTP, and asked hers. She unmatched. Honestly not even mad, gotta respect the hustle. - 563 ...
Green-Krush 9mo ago I have a male friend who dates much younger women who are high maintenance. I know it's very common, but the dynamic is disturbing. Не gets to use her for arm candy, and she gets to use him for money. A dynamic made in Hell. 426 ... sbgoofus 9mo ago and thus both are off the market: win-win-win 293 ...
carolebaskins69 9mo ago I work with someone who only wants to marry someone from her church. Not her faith - Her physical church of 20 people. Award Share 4.4K ... CatherineConstance 9mo ago Does she have a specific person in mind? Lol 1.6K Award Share ... seajay26 9mo ago She's either waiting for him to grow up or waiting for his current wife to die. 2.6K Award Share ...

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