37 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 23, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, April 23, 2025

Ted Danson has a robust resume, boasting roles in The Good PlaceCheers and Curb Your Enthusiasm, but there’s one he’ll probably avoid listing: serving as a prominent cast member on the Frasier reboot. Despite seemingly agreeing to collaborate during a recent reunion with Kelsey Grammer, Danson offered a more lukewarm response to rumors that he’d play a major role in a potential Frasier revival.

“I don’t know that,” the actor told Howie Mandel when he dropped by the Howie Mandel Does Stuff podcast. “If (Frasier) came back and (Grammer) asked me to do an episode or something, yeah I would.” 

As Danson looks to hedge his bets, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Day and Glenn Howerton are making concrete plans for their futures, plotting their return to Paddy’s Pub roughly two months ahead of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Season 17 premiere. “I was just on the phone with the guys driving up here, talking about when to do Season 18,” Day told Andrew Santino during a stop by Santino’s No Bad Lies podcast, confirming that the already-greenlit season is “most likely” still on. 

One sure thing is that you’ll laugh at these hilarious tweets, the best of which riff on staying strapped with spices, going braless at Chipotle and the joys of “quitting your job at lunch weather.”

rob @ok_but_still 21h ... i'm sure Sinners is a great movie and i look forward to watching it on amazon prime over a period of 3 dinners and 1 wfh lunch 18 158 5.4K del 180K
@more_meat_loaf - Apr 22 S ... more_meat_loaf Lock in kings CAR TAURIN Dont forget to train your heart ion to failure too 1 can 10 % Daily Value* 0% 16% Never skip heart day 185 71K 102K del 4.6M
O ... paul de revere @pderevere 5h fumbled a weird bitch (this was her backpack) at the bar last night :( 22 84 2K 28K
wavid @skonkito 15h ... Six days sober not in a row, just a total in 2025 90 1.5K 11K del 213K
@CMemelords 9h G Workplace Memelords ... ok ima Get a new job damn Applied Jubs Add Cover Letter 19 2.4K 33K 843K
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 - 2 21h ... at chipotle with no bra on #textme 9 253 3.3K 67K
omeo G @ihyomeo 22h ... next iPhone drop there ain't even gonna be a box Dexerto @Dexerto Sep 13, 2024 iPhone 16 will be the first in years to not include stickers in the box via 9to5Mac all Monday, September 9 9:41 2.6K 133 830K 54K
caitie delaney @caitiedelaney 22h ... My best friend's psychic apparently called me out by name in their session today and told her to tell me to stay away from men for at least 3 months. Okay. Jesus 38 692 36K 414K
s Skyler Higley @skyler_higley.15h ... < All iCloud ... January 7, 2025 at 3:35PM Movie ideas: MARTIAN Luther king: I have seen the mountaintop, because I flew there in my spaceship @JAYVERSACE-19h jay nobody likes your ideas until everyone likes your ideas 29 547 12K 292K
kira @kirawontmiss. 1h G ... poor guy was getting gaslit for the entire movie when he was RIGHT `Ab @_MaxAb17 Apr 21 Name a villain who was 100% right 123 472 8.9K del 245K
@Whotfismick 23h s ... No one: That one person: 156 2.6K 22K 500K
Noah Garfinkel ... @NoahGarfinkel (Failed movie pitch) So imagine like a ton of dalmations. Like an absurd amount. I'm talking thirty, thirty five dalmations. 12:32 PM Apr 22, 2025 1M Views 42 1.9K 69K 1.4K
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 1th ICED NINNO Food & Wine 5h Dunkin' Is Releasing a New Drink, and It's Made With Something Called Coffee... 29 9 490 7.2K del 74K
G ... Luís @LuisQixing 19h I'm convinced that if he died before the Oscars they would've have given it the Oscar for Best Film Pop Base @PopBase.19h 'Conclave' viewership increased by 283% following the passing of Pope Francis. (via Variety) CONCLAVE 7 del 134K 308 8.5K
mrs. zabka @wh0r30z.21h O ... why did i lie mrs. zabka @wh0r30z Apr 12 IM FINALLY OVER MY EX II GIF 52 609 12K del 268K
G ... Cigarette Dystopia @CigsMake.23h This is JACK DANIERS my brush: Jennessee WHISKEY and Marlboro EXECUTIVE FUNCTION This is SENSORY PROCESSING INFORMASON PROCESSING my paint: THE REPETITIVE AUTISM BEHAVIOURS SPECTRUM VERBALL NONVERBAL COMMISSICATION MOTOR SKILLS SOCIAL ANARIMEL ©AutismBC PERSEVERATIVE THINKING Today 2:34 AM This is hey you up? Delivered my canvas: 589K 18 1.6K 22K
hayley @hayleytradez . 18h ... MERL i once dated a man who got hard from just making eye contact with me and i really need to find that again 139 4.1K 43K 796K
jame s ... @kloogans life is good man. i'm never gonna die 6:15 PM Apr 20, 2025 473.6K Views
s ... jár @jarodzsz 20h sitting by the POOL in SUNNY LOS ANGELES with a BOOK Why My Life Is Better Than Yours. 2.7M views + 6.2K 161K Share Save Report The Gabbie Show SUBSCRIBE 5.72M subscribers 53 2.6K 39K
G ... @equine_dentist - 17h horse dentist real shit ALADS DRINKS GRILLED CHICKEN SIDES NAME DO RANCH invired WRAP M COMBO'S : UPORADE to YOUR COMBO LABOR YOU CAN EITHER EXPECT ME TO WORK WELL WITH OTHERS OR PASS A DRUG TEST. I CAN'T DO BOTH. 378K 14K 710 6
rose gold iphone SE 64GB @audiobrut . 21h G ... What I expect my gua sha routine to do Before After FMX FMiX AMM OFI MZZ Dr.FrzmkZ FMX Picasso Technique - Lip shaping - Suprecyclaing disharmony and rejuvenation removal Face-lift Coce 3,191 46 2.2K 41K 650K
austin @twink_ki_apa.Apr 21 0 ... party on you party on you party on party on you party on you party on AYANOKOJI @va_lidate. Apr 20 Incredible shot 11 878 16K 389K
s ... yvs @moon_childe Apr 21 sometimes capitalism is fun because you get peak marketing moves like this FILM LiPOATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates Apr 21 'CONCLAVE' will be released on Prime Video tomorrow. 5 1.7K 49K del 708K
G ... Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed Apr 22 The Catholic priest who sent this to me does not want to be recognized, but the meme should be Pizzaballa O O Parolin Jeb 135 37 751 12K del 290K
Elle @DctrBitchcraft 16h O ... get me back to god's country Adam Scott @mradamscott Sep 20, 2012 Parks and Rec season premiere in 10 minutes on NBC... 3 331 6K 131K
@Whotfismick Apr 21 0 ... i'm about to Crash the Fuck Out ngl 66 23K 98K 3.1M
milk @milkinhisbag 18h s ... she's been watching sad tik toks again it seems 5:43 60 1 M Moms > roday 5.42PM Did I give you a good childhood? 358 9.4K 367K du 4.1M
Sell Side Pleb @sellsidepleb. 23h ... Yea this is quit your job at lunch weather 25 3.4K 41K 899K
Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear Apr 22 O ... BREAKING: Despite critics calling it 'deplorably inhumane', Alabama to move forward with new 'Conversation with JD' method of execution 88 1.8K 31K 566K
keitoke_funeral @defuntoke . 20h ... if i had a boyfriend i would make him Download things on the computer for me 115 4.3K 39K dJ 674K
G ... Pirat_Nation @Pirat_Nation Apr 22 2020 Windows®7 DON'T FORCE ME TO INSTALL 10 2025 Windows 10 DON'T LEAVE ME 1K 3.9K 91K del 2.4M
G ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt- thh You can thank the Parmesan thief 2 66 1.7K 15K
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti Apr 21 ... stay strapped .. u never know when you might come across a plain taco 49 3.3K 56K del 944K
7 > 7 @greencandypaint - Apr 22 ... My parents split up when I was 6 and used to exchange me at the McDonalds parking lot like I was a pair of Jordan 1s I'm sick 350 8.5K 133K del 2.8M
xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon 19h ... not men using Al on the dating apps Dogs don't look like that If we need more information, we'll contact you at aso*******@gmail.com Change email address? Submit report that that's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 / ( ) $ @ & 49 284 15K del 247K
anna s @myelessar 20h ... how i feel listening to the lotr soundtrack on my morning commute Blum N 3 162 1.6K del 20K
trash jones @jzux.3h G ... protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me W a protein rifle Khloé @khloekardashian Apr 22 The secret's out of the bag Khloud Protein Popcorn available 4/29 on Khloudfoods.com and @target khloud khloud POPCO PROTEIN khloud POPCOR PROTEIN U SPECIAL ES K & PROTEIN POPCORN OLIVE OIL AND SEA SALT MADE S REAL 7G INGREDIENTS PROTEIN | 38 1.7K 22K 669K

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