25 Times People Embarrassed Themselves While Trying to Embarrass Others

‘He broke his hand against my face’
25 Times People Embarrassed Themselves While Trying to Embarrass Others

Revenge isn’t always sweet. Sometimes, it’s a little spicy. 

One Redditor recalled the time their little brother got tastebud-related vengeance on an elementary school bully. “When my brother was in elementary school he was picked on and pretty badly bullied every day,” they recalled, noting that the tormentor would often pluck the cookies from their sibling’s lunch. After some time, their brother finally ‘fessed up to their lunchtime woes, prompting their mother to spring to action — and turn up the heat. “My mom made him cookies for the next day spiked with a ton of hot sauce,” the Redditor continued. “The bully stole the cookies as usual, choked and spat them out — face going red from the heat — and never took a cookie from my brother again.”

This isn’t the only time a bully ended up red-faced — though it’s possibly the most literal instance. Other Redditors have remembered the times attempts at humiliation went wrong, with the most egregious involving broken ribs, Adam Sandler jabs and TV news crews.

jfdub . 13y ago Playing golf with a bunch of my friends (I'm a guy, married). I miss a super easy putt and my buddy on the right says Hey jfdub, does your wife play golf?! uh, crap - I mean does your husband play golf, ugh - nevermind! Hilarious at the time and we constantly bring it up when he's around! - 11 ...
BudgiePhD 13y ago My grade 6 teacher told my parents there was clearly no intelligent conversation in our household, and that I was stupid and would never amount to anything. One PhD and a Fulbright scholarship later... I reckon I've finally managed to prove her wrong. TL;DR I spent an extra 10 years studying to prove my 6th grade teacher wrong. - 9 ...
GuyWithFace 13y ago Back in grade 9, I believe it was, there was a typical I'm the most important person in here girl in my class. Now, I was never particularly popular, but everyone knew me and liked me, if that makes sense. I was answering a question the teacher had asked, and she interrupts me to say, This kid has no idea what he's talking about. The whole class simply stated at her until the teacher says First of all, he has a name, and secondly, he's right. 9 ...
Mastadge 13y ago This will probably get buried, but once at my middle school, the seventh and eight grade had to walk between these two buildings for classes, and they always tried to schedule it so you had to switch ever class. During the winter, a huge snow pile would accumulate, and everyone would walk over it. It would eventually turn to hard ice/snow stuff. So me and my friend are walking to class, and he tries to push me. I slip, but regain my balance, and don't fall. Не on the other hand, slips, and hits his head on
I_miss_Clone_High 13y ago . Edited 13y ago I was attending training for a deployment. One of the trainers was teaching something wrong and I corrected him. Не tried to make a big scene and accused me of disrespecting a superior NCO. Then I pointed out that I out-ranked him. - 1.5K ...
PKMKII 13y ago A guy I know, was going through some nasty divorce proceedings with his bitchy, narcissistic, vain soon-to-be-ex-wife (I've met the woman once, she reminds me of Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development). She accused him of beating her, convinced their daughter to back up her story, got one of her cop relatives to arrest him. Не, however, had an airtight defense. His EZ Pass records showed that at the time she claimed he hit her, he was in another state. - 770 ...
edditorRay 13y ago Ex girlfriend comes up to me at a group of people I'm chatting with outside of class, sees I'm talking to an attractive girl, and says you don't want to get to know edditorRay, he is a stupid Jew! Good thing this was right in front of the local news folks asking the Chabbad (Jewish student group) about the upcoming Jewish Holy Days and the attractive girl I was talking to was recording us on camera. - 1.5K ...
Evilrazzberi09 13y ago This girl I sat by in art class in the 6th grade was one of those big, loud bullies. The kind that can talk shit all day, but acts confused and cries when anyone is mean to her. Anyways, she was making fun of my new glasses one day and said really loud (so the whole class could hear her) Wow, they're REALLY big!. So i looked up and politely (and loudly) said Well so are you, but I thought it would have been rude to say anything. That shut her up. - 1K ...
LigMantis e 13y ago When I was in 8th grade, there was this kid that would always bully me. Не stole shit from my locker, had his buddies hold me down and drew stuff on me, and would insult me constantly. One day, he decided that it would be absolutely hilarious to pants me in front of the entire school during lunch. You see, saggy pants were a fad at my school in 8th grade, and almost nobody wore their pants at their waste where it was supposed to be. Almost nobody, except me. I, on the other hand, knew
douchebag_tom 13y ago A coworker who was convinced that I was talking smack about him behind his back decided to start secretly recording my conversations with other workers at my desk. Не bragged about how he had something that was going to get me fired to one of my friends. Не found out that this is a felony in my state and HR doesn't put up with that kind of behavior. (at the last minute he claimed that it was just a joke and we couldn't prove it, but him being scared shitless for that split second was all the
 13y ago These two kids were picking on me in the 5th grade. They tried to do that whole, one kneels behind you while the other pushes you over. I cracked two of the kids ribs. 465 ... + 41 more replies
 13y ago A friend of mine was dared to pants me at school so he ran down the hall leaned over, while running, to try and pants me, and wound up leaning over too much, stumbled, and face planted into the floor. Не got a bloody nose and no one saw my boxers. Pretty much a win in my book. - 337 ...
 13y ago Girl I was part-time seeing told some mutual friend that I was clingy and wouldn't stop calling her and that I paraded her around like a trophy. Mutual friend simply replied, Really, because we talk all the time and he didn't even mention he was fucking you? 81 ... + 2 more replies
Karbear_debonair 13y ago . Edited 13y ago My ex tried to fight a restraining order. Tried to say everything I claimed was a lie. Basically him, his mom, and his dad made asses of themselves in front of the judge. I think what sealed it though was his mom shrinking back from his raised hand, while I sate quietly on the other side of the court room. His party was loud, and rude, talking over each other and stuff. I had two witnesses with me, and a signed statement from a third person. I win you fucking bitch. Edit: Thank
 . 13y ago . Edited 13y ago There was this girl at a party I went to. She decided that she did not like me. So for some reason she yelled to the police, who was already there, to come over and set me straight because appearantly I was beeing a dick. Her face turned red when she figured one of the officers was my dad. Edit: Okey, I fixed what I could. I regret making your eyes sore with my broken english:( - 547 ...
 13y ago I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? ...NO! - 445 ... green072410 13y ago Best thing Adam Sandler ever did. 129 ...
tavir 13y ago This guy who was always a huge douche to me in middle school once tried to prank call me as our female English teacher asking if I'd turned in my assignment or not. Не identified himself as Mrs. all without making even an attempt to disguise his voice. It was clearly a male voice and very obviously him. I just replied with Hi Richard. I heard a whole bunch of OOOOOOOOHS from the other people he must have been in the room with before he hung up. 408 ...
 13y ago Not me, but a friend. A co-worker walked up to him and started bragging about how many girl's he's slept with, and how he's probably slept with more than my friend. My friend said 'well there's quantity and then there's quality...' 88 ...
TheMoldyBread 13y ago In 4'th grade some kid got the bright idea of headbutting me in the back of my head while I sat on the grass. Little did he know my head is like a god damn rock and to this day I can conjure the image of him rolling and screaming on the ground while I brush my head, turn around laugh. 51 ...
RiverGeez 13y ago It's not as intense as OP's but, I was playing club soccer back in high school and there was a corner kick. The goalie was being a real bitch the entire game, so when the kick was taken I knew I was going to get it. So i swung my left foot in the most epic fashion and slammed the ball into the goal post, making it rebound into the goalie's face, knocking her back behind the goal line. Essentially, her face scored the goal.
JDMcWombat 13y ago My friend went to fart on me. Не shat himself. I have his Reddit username if we want to make fun of him as a community. - 41 ...
shirafoo 13y ago When my brother was in elementary school he was picked on and pretty badly bullied every day. My mom packed his lunch and he always got a couple cookies and every day this one bully would steal his cookies. Eventually my brother admitted the situation to my parents, so my mom made him cookies for the next day spiked with a ton of hot sauce. The bully stole the cookies as usual, choked and spat them out - face going red from the heat- and never took a cookie from my brother again. 34 ...
pdp_8 13y ago Best, most recent one I can think of: A couple years back, I transferred from the boonies to the corporate office - this was a major consolidation and a bunch of people moved into this new building all at once. A couple of days afterward, we had a power event, nothing too major, but enough that the lights went out and the hundred or so desktop PCs in the building bounced. A bit later I was pouring a cup of coffee when a low-level office person well-known for a chippy shoulder was in there, and the power outage came
DiannaPatron 13y ago This one's a knee-slapper: Had a co-worker who was a Supervisor, (for the record, a turkey could have done a better job in her position than she did), I was a trainer. I was putting together an e-mail for our team and end of the day sales quotas for my boss, which apparently took too long. She got pissed off. At the end of our shift, she insulted me saying how she's been working in sales for 20 years and knows way more than me, that I was never going to amount to anything, etc etc. She
 . 13y ago This guy at school ran up to me and yelled You dirty Mothaf****r! and punched me in the face. Не broke his hand against my face. 14 ... + 5 more replies

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