24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

The Hall of Shame’s floor broke a lot of noses today
24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Welcome to the Hall of Shame induction ceremony. We have a fine list of inductees who’ve done all they could do to earn a bust in these hallowed halls. A place where, long after they’re gone, their great grandchildren can come to honor their legacy.

As the masters of ceremony, we’ll just conclude by saying a warm, heartfelt congratulations to every complete failure on this list.

White Jeans — The Anti-Aphrodisiac

Smart-Grapefruit-583 1y ago Не turned up a foot shorter than he said and at least a decade older making it worse in tight white jeans Then as he came in tried to lunge at me to kiss me open mouthed. Dodged it and just left. Got a text saying was it the jeans?? + 1.5K Reply ...

Florida Woman

A Florida woman bragged about drunk driving while drunk driving. Whitney Beall went live on Periscope and told people how she had been drinking before getting in the car. Many viewers called 911, and police found her right away (intoxicated and driving with a flat tire). CRACKED

Racquet Ball Dating

safe_work_for_naught 0 13y ago в Met her at the rec center. Next day we met to play racquette ball. I hit her in the face. Twice. Did not get a second date. + 1.2K ...

Graveyard Shift Precision

gummygoob 5y ago I work graveyard shift and I had to explain to a coworker that at midnight, 12:00 am/0000 hours, it is the start of a new day. She then had an anxiety attack because I was telling her that today is not Monday anymore, today is Tuesday now 2K ...

Raw Chicken Ignorance

GotGhostsInMyBlood 5y ago Had to ask my roommate to please wash his hands after touching raw chicken. Не was cool to just...go about his day before I asked. Не thought I was being a wacko neat freak.

School Bus Misunderstanding

whotiesyourshoes 5y ago I had a relative try to put her son on the school bus his first day if kindergarten and got upset when the driver refused to let him on because he wasnt on the list. She never registered him for school and just thought she could put him on the bus and send him. 1.7K ...

Bank Robber

A bank robber tripped multiple times and dropped the money. Some bushes got the best of a bank robber in Shreveport, Louisiana, after he tripped on them 3 times during his getaway. Не made it to his getaway vehicle but those bushes claimed his mask and some of his hard earned cash. CRACKED

Open Fly

... TELL US NOW. Greg В. says, Went in to an interview for the fun of it knowing I already had an offer locked in at an other job. Once the stress of trying to impress was gone I was able to be a little cocky, but not disrespectful. I was able to joke around a little, but I didn't act like a total jerk-off. For those few minutes I gave off a pretty good aura of charm and qualification. The whole thing was perfect except my fly was open the whole time. CRACKED.COM

No Lawn Mowing Service Here

theantpantsdance 5y ago When my friend bought a house a month into home ownership she asked me, very pissed off, when the city was coming to cut her lawn because it's starting to look like weeds. It was awkward when I had to explain that she needs to cut her own lawn or hire someone. 6.9K ...

Another Epic Interview Fail

... TELL US NOW. Jennings M. tells us, I was interviewing someone for a job at my old hotel, when she got a phone call. She answered it without hesitation and said 'Hey girl! No I'm not busy.' I always did interviews in the lobby, so I just up and walked back to my office. She called two weeks later asking if she got the job. CRACKED.COM

Interview Fail

... TELL US NOW. Keith D. says, I used to work at a mall store and a girl came in for an interview one day. We asked her, Why would you be a good fit here?' and she enthusiastically said 'Oh, I'd be a GREAT fit here! I love this place so much, it's my safe haven! I used to steal from here all the time, but I don't any more!' CRACKED.COM

Botched Getaway

A robber got stuck in the chimney. Keith Schultz and his girlfriend tripped the home security alarm when he got stuck in the chimney and she broke into the house to help him. Firefighters had to free him, and his mugshot looks like Zoolander getting the black lung, Pop. CRACKED

Helicopter Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Mechanic Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Beer Truck Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Tow Truck Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Cameraman Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Liquor Store Fail

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Russian Liquor Warehouse

24 Fails and Faceplants for the Hall of Shame

Too Cool to Do Drugs

GRAGKED.COM TOO COOL TO DO DRUGS COOL TO DO DRUGS DO DRUGS DRUGS A NYC company had the noble idea to introduce new pencils to schools in the city with the message Too cool to do drugs printed on them. They all had to be recalled when a 10 year old student pointed out that the message became quite different with every sharpening.

Apple’s Pippin Game Console

Before the iPhone, Apple had tried its hand in the game business by teaming up with Bandai to create the Pippin, a disc-based console with a trackball in the controller. OTMORK STREEK. PowerPC The combination of a $600 price tag, barely any software support, and terrible management during Apple's years without Steve Jobs caused the Pippin to die within two years. GRACKED.COM

Steve Jobs

CRACKED.COM The iPhone you almost had Two years before the launch of the iPhone, Apple launched an abortive iTunes phone produced by Motorola and called the ROKR (after the glitchy RAZR, get it?) cingular 2 6 5 It had a 100-song limit, it couldn't buy music over the internet, it was hated by carriers, and its candybar shape looked like yo momma's phone. It almost killed any future phone plans for Apple

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