50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 7, 2025

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50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of April 7, 2025

Have you ever watched Saturday Night Live and felt like there was something missing? References to things like beans on toast, chippys or the use of the word “innit”? Amiee Lou Wood-style teeth on every cast member? The type of scathing absurdist cynicism that can only fester under the oppressive centuries-long rule of a deadly colonialist monarchy? 

If so, not only should you stay far, far away from 30 Rock’s costuming department — and very, very close to a trusted mental health provider — you’re also in luck: SNL is getting its own U.K. spin-off. 

Earlier this week, British broadcaster Sky announced that it’s bringing a version of the sketch series to London next year, complete with a “star-studded lineup of hosts” and Lorne Michaels as an executive producer. 

As Londoners prepare to get a little goofy, Steve Martin most certainly is not. In the new documentary Not Just a GoofA Goofy Movie director Kevin Lima explained how his team selected Bill Farmer to voice everyone’s (second) favorite anthropomorphic dog (in this house, we stan Pluto), and the casting process involved some truly terrible ideas from then-Disney chairman Jeffrey Katzenberg. “What if Steve Martin were Goofy? Wouldn’t that be fabulous?” Katzenberg purportedly suggested, before insisting that Martin forgo the character’s signature gorsh-ing, hyuck-ing drawl to sound like a middle-aged white man.

“‘He’s going to use his own voice so that we know who he is,’” the director recalled of his boss’ deranged pitch. 

A world without a “King Tut” singing-Goofy isn't all we have to be thankful for this week. These hilarious tweets got us all the way to Friday, with the funniest featuring the Biblical Wise Men as pop girlies, “Wikipedia for normal people” and the only time people can merge.

dilly @2dilly2dally. 1d Dude you have to stop. Your thighs too thick. Your ass too fat. Your heart too pure. They'll kill you 1.4K 9.6K 16 167K
S odaphii @phii_oda.1 11h ... tired of saying please please please 47 40K 4.9K 541K
@Jee_vuh 6h Jeva Lange Final_Version_of_Tariffs_actualFINALcopy_versi ON7_USETHISONE.docx 9 937 11K 162K
alex @barelyyalex 12h G ... Concerning news Today Damn your tits are big 6:16PM You accepted the request WHAT thank you for letting me know Looking into it 6:20 P .Sent 77 355 25K 646K
@kateinwords Apr 7 ... no unfortunately i cannot give u directions around the city i have lived in my entire life 181 34K 187K 3.3M
bryn @wydbryn Apr 6 ... when a girl is done with you she talks to you like she in HR or sum 151 1.5K 14K del 349K
Brad Neely @bradneely 22h ... Wait, Wes Anderson and Paul Thomas Anderson aren't brothers using film to compete for their parents' love? 26 98 1.6K del 45K
chase @_chase Apr 7 starting a new show sucks. who are these people 148 20K 178K del 2.7M
Wild TikToks с @wildtiktokss . Apr 7 ... when someone asks what's wrong but i just stuttered 5x in one sentence 4 429 4.7K 57K
@bklynb4by.2h G ... Brooklyn margaret thatcher SNARKYMARKY @snarkeigh . 3h WHO TF SAID A GAY MAN CAN'T GO TO ENGLAND???? 8 501 13K 186K
Magills @magills_ Apr 8 Welcome back, old friend MAY 12. 2025 TIME G ... Extinct How a beloved dessert treat has been resurrected by a team of intrepid scientists. FUDGE PIPPLED REDUCED 10 VANILLA ICE CREAM SUGAR TACO CONE  M CHOCOLATE KLONDIKE FLAVORED COATING on PEANUTS ADICAL CHOCO NATURAL TACOS - Cool Taco 18 163 time com 1.9K 55K
Cats with pawerful aura Follow @AuraWithCats Business gato REPÚBLICA COLOMBIA PET IDENTIFICATION FELINE & CANINE NAME BUÑUELO BREED DOMESTIC SHORTHAIR SEX MALE 1:40AM 4/7/25.4 442K Views 65 2.1K 24K 1.2K
whirling, screaming head @slime_golem - Apr7 ... Here is roughly 1/5 of Dune -e),BXR-8 Frank Herbert Copyright 1965 Book 1 DUNE whirling, screaming head @slime_golem. Apr 7 The sacred scrolls 1:12 25 554 12K 249K
fetid moppet @flawedcrystals Apr 8 G ... Frank Ocean in the back of a taxi in 2012 best of carrie coon @bestofcoon Apr 7 the white lotus (2025) And then I tried love... And that was just a painful religion 8 1.3K 13K 362K
paul magic @paulmagic000 Apr 7 ... First date idea yup you guessed it you give me 5 dollars 7 829 6.6K del 102K
kache X @yacineMTB Apr 8 ... you just know xi's daughter/ barron trump's wedding would go INSANE 219 361 9.3K del 417K
@Whotfismick.20h G ... Filba My fairy god mother after dealing with me for 5 minutes 53 4.2K 17K 437K
@kateinwords Apr 8 ... having a blocked nose really makes u appreciate the finer things in life like breathing normally 66 9.4K 60K del 917K
Jarvis @jarvis_best.23h ... If they can bring back the dire wolf they can bring back Norm Macdonald. 414 2.4K 19K del 752K
O Vivian @suchnerve Apr 8 ... how it feels to misinterpret a social cue 61 21K 141K del 1.8M
G ... ringworm @prawn_meat 10h when the chinese restaurant has wide sprite DI CHAR SIU CLUB Red Bull BBQ RICE DISHES RedBull ANERO BBQ DISH 201194 1-882 Red Bull Sugar Free $6.00 Red Bull $6.00 WanglaoJ Herbal Tea $4.00 SOUP N VEG CLASSIC WONTON SOUP Coca-Col Sprite DRINK N DESSERT Lighty Sparking Water Coke $4.00 Sprite $4.00 $4.00 OTHERS prit RO fant ca-Co SUGAR SPECIAL LIMION-LIME Fanta $4.00 Coke Zero $4.00 Sprite Zero $4.00 PHOTO COMING SOON Fanta Zero $4 00 TsingTao $8 00 Kirin $8.00 Bottle Water $3.00 Check Out $32.00 Cancel Order 80 1.6K 27K del 321K
mor @moristiko Apr 8 G ... Y'all merge perfectly at Chick-Fil-A but not on I-45 why. 52 6.1K 96K the 1.4M
BC G ... @quesadaaa_ Apr 9 if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night me in the afternoon and night: Araaa @shawntifying Apr 9 One thing about me, i'm going to sleep. 101 33K 122K del 3.8M
V HOURLY L quieres shitpost @hourly_shitpost. Apr 8 ... D Dad Hey do you want me to bring anything for dinner tomorrow? Just your beautiful self ha ha Duck going for a swim with he's friends Ooops sorry that was meant for Google 97 3.6K 140K del 1.8M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic . 1 23h ... For a small fee, I will nod enthusiastically during your presentation and shake my head sadly during your rivals 15 805 6.4K 101K
no context memes @weirddalle. 15h 0 ... POV: my sister organised a bukk@k€ and nobody showed up... 458 3.2K 127K del 6M
a @aallleeexxxxxx1 - 1 19h ... it is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room 12 1.8K 22K 360K
Timothy @deliclit Apr 9 ... Omg hey girl! We were just talking shit about you 25 2.9K 26K del 496K
vivian @blewmarine Apr 8 ... i'm addicted to looking at the menu for a restaurant i'm going to in 4 days 24 2.5K 22K del 439K
@TownsUsa a 14h S ... New town every hour Very unfair that California is basically this Mountain Volcano Iceberg Glacier Fjord Sea Cape Forest Tundra Butte Geyser Bay Plateau Lake Desert Basin Hill Canyon Oasis Valley Mesa Plain Prairie Cave River Waterfall Delta Rain Forest Strait Gulf Dune LA Jungle Cliff Coast Channel Beach Swomp Island Archipelago- Sound Peninsula Atol Marsh Lagoon Isthmus Ocean Tim @BoyDadFarmer 21h Replying to @TownsUsa Every time you post a map I'm reminded that California really is the best state. 22 160 3.5K 82K
alaska @onlinegirlie. Apr 9 S ... need bongo @bongoism - Apr7 + 27K ... Someone paid me 25k 244 to relapse 5 2.6K 137 73K
G ... Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes.Apr9 You will appreciate this picture more than most 12:39 PM 6 E 7 D=En m They moved out of the way so I could take a picture of Mt.Fuji 12:41 PM 6 1.2K 39K 569K
bald ann dowd @ali_sivi Apr 9 ... they should make a wikipedia for normal people. i should be able to google my barista 29 635 14K del 267K
yuki @tailsthefoxfan Apr 9 ... u only get hungover because u approach alcohol with an impure spirit 17 2.5K 20K del 335K
Soul King @SoulKingLives Apr 10 O ... Y'all hate DEI but using AAVE... interesting The White House @WhiteHouse. Apr 9 LET HIM COOK! 249K 638 18K del 7M
S ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt.2 23h You know your rich when the wallet ain't even closing 13 1.2K 20K 158K
cam @harleybaghdad Apr 10 ... Some emails can be responded to on the mobile phone but those that require a sense of seriousness are what I call Computer Emails 30 3.1K 35K 516K
Satan G @s8n Apr 10 ... One of these mfs is lying 335 14K 135K del 2.3M
Maddux Frankenstein @HHNMads Apr 10 G ... can I come over and stare at you like this TANK @LionBoyTank Apr 10 Toothless says hi 30 2.6K 37K dil 1M
Noor @Noorthevirgo 22h VIRG homie hopper God forbid a girl climb the corporate ladder 22 906 7.6K del 165K
microplastics envelope filter @DiabolicalSpuds. Apr 10 ... If Katy Perry's spaceship burns up in the atmosphere, I know the perfect song they could play on the news as she shoots across the sky 33 187 4.4K del 104K
luka big pants @LukaBigPants.3h O ... showing him things he never had the chance to experience materia FO LEARISE OVERL - 2 ternal the Movie AMOURS UNITED GLITTER&GL AMOU RS GLITTER&GI AMOU GLITTERAGE LANJOURS R MOON -LUM and Bestie Collectivo mour Q 1F2 S-ETERNAL adidas BAN - DAI FIGURESHOP ARMAM FIGURESHOP MARURY MARURY LEARISE / PHICI MANCO الموجب R to ROUNDI RAUUND THA LEADER PRO the SET RGARGE GUT SOL EDG WT Coreful FIGUR SADRAM RUSSEIN ~abliver! sent mate A HOP MARURU I HB. - BOMB 26 757 8.2K 87K
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt-Apr9 9 ... real foreverrwinter Follow no offense to Socrates and Plato n all of them but I would've figured that stuff out too if I was like the 10th person to ever exist 8,124 notes 75 10K 178K 2.3M
Fat Rat G ... @FatRatCowboy Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That's why I smoke chicken on company time ThinkPad PIT WE LEXINGTON 2:44 PM Apr 7, 2025 1.6M Views 3.2K 82K 76 1.6K
mj @bigdybbukenergy - Apr: 9 ... the three wise men circa ОВС: mj @bigdybbukenergy - Apr: 9 WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NEW LORDE?????? 4 855 10K del 295K
maya 88 @mayahorizons.21h S ... me when i'm home and finally get to take off my bra NER COFFEE ROASTED ROASTED 0:01 Voshie From Mario Kart Actu 8.7K 60 87K dal 1.5M
lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy.14h ... (hbo) max and tubi .... tubi and max 31 2.8K 34K 436K
FULANO. @traplordcami Apr 10 ... they were calling from goochland and everyone knew you 10:44 5G 26 Goochland, VA +1 (804) 460-6669 118 5.9K 106K del 1.8M
Eli @rats7 Apr 9 G ... drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy conoco $5,000 Gas Station Canopy Perkins, OK 52 1.9K 53K 891K
xtine @xtinee 1d ... I don't have anyone to send romantic texts to so I'm just going to send them to spam bots 1 +1 (365) 341-8304 > Text Message SMS Today 3:47 PM Hello, have we known each other before? In every lifetime 6 1.3K 18K 167K

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