The 32 Funniest Mean Letterboxd Reviews of ‘A Minecraft Movie’
Do you think the state of cinema is just too good these days? Have you spent many a sleepless night wondering why the James Bond overlords called it Die Another Day and not Unalive Another Day? Do you wish that every film came complete with a half-screen edit of someone playing Subway Surfers?
If so, not only should you put your phone down and get back to recess, but you’ve also probably seen Jared Hess’ A Minecraft Movie. The video-game adaptation hit theaters last Friday and ventured where only Tommy Wiseau had before, rivaling The Room in so-bad-its-funny “excellence” that divided critics, amused 12-year-old boys and horrified the cinephiles of Letterboxd. “Will God forgive us?” asked one user, while another dubbed the film as “the first real brainrot blockbuster.”
And these scathing reviews are only the tip of the square-shaped A Minecraft Movie iceberg. The worst roasts include MrBeast shout-outs, “General Chungus” and whether Jack Black deserves to be fired into the sun (he does).
