29 Unrealistic Behaviors on TV That Would Look Completely Alien in the Real World

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29 Unrealistic Behaviors on TV That Would Look Completely Alien in the Real World

We never really thought of this before, but TV seems to have a completely different set of social norms than reality. Something like throwing money on the restaurant table without waiting for the bill (or without even eating a single bite) makes total sense. Eating an entire meal and paying a bill is hardly must-watch TV. Those characters have places to go and people to kill!

Remaining close friends with your ex, though, that seems a little weird. Especially when they start dating a good friend of yours (or two). Lookin at you, Jackie Burkhart.

Pep Talks

I'm unsure of myself. I need a confidence booster. I need...a mirror!!! to m'I been I 70.00 peen Raging Bull Reservoir Dogs Wanderlust 30 Rock Pulp Fiction New Girl The Sopranos 25th Hour CRACKED.COM

One-Dimensional Archetypes

Okay, you're the uptight one, and you're the bumbling oaf. t CRACKED.COM Sitcom characters establish their role and stick to it. A dumb husband has a no-nonsense wife, and friend groups have the wisecracker or the square, when real people can be all the above.

Butts of Jokes

Jerry (Garry) Gergich and Lutz would've quit early on. CRACKED.COM Adult characters like Jonah Ryan on Veep, and Britta Perry on Community are targeted and just stick around. Urkel and Gibbler are constantly told (by adults) how insufferable they are.

Airports

Friends Only You Prem CRACKED.COM Don't worry, if someone loves you just book a flight and they'll chase you to the airport to stop you from leaving them... ...right? She's Outta My League Love Actually

Workplace Etiquette

You can't hit on your boss. CRACKED.COM No one on Brooklyn Nine-Nine (not even Captain Holt) seems phased by Gina's inappropriate advances on Terry - her superior officer.

Boots

Gilmore Once Upon a Time Girls Charmed Just chillin' on a bed in my combat boots CRACKED.COM

Wackiness

People usually don't get wackier and wackier. CRACKED.COM In the fight for your attention, character plotlines get zanier over time until they possibly even jump the shark. In real life, people usually get nutty in their teens and 20's, then start settling down.

No Criminal Consequences

The Gang eludes prison. CRACKED.COM The gang on It's Always Sunny has gotten away with serving minors, driving drunk, committing sexual assault, harassment, welfare fraud, drug trafficking, robbery, manslaughter, and more!

Apartment Usage

Friends don't use your place while you're not home. CRACKED COM Jerry routinely lets Kramer use his apartment as his own. In the Risk episode, Kramer and Newman play Risk at Jerry's while Jerry leaves saying, Thanks for having me over, guys.

Neighbors

Most kids aren't parented by their neighbors. CRACKED.COM Steve Urkel and Kimmy Gibbler are constantly at their respective neighbor's house, and learn more life lessons from them than their own parents. Carl even (unsuccessfully) teaches Urkel how to drive.

Driving

Characters talking to each other while driving, seemingly unconcerned about oncoming traffic (or turning the wheel correctly). CRACKED.COM

Keys

People in movies/TV must be very trusting, because they always leave a spare key in their car's sun visor. Terminator 2: Judgement Day Breaking Bad CRACKED.COM Cop Car

Luxury Apartments with Less Than Luxurious Jobs

WHEN CHARACTERS WITH MINIMUM WAGE JOBS the BiG BANG THEORY HAVE HUGE APARTMENTS THEY WOULDN'T ORDINARILY BE ABLE TO AFFORD. CRACKED.COM

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29 Unrealistic Behaviors on TV That Would Look Completely Alien in the Real World

Ordering Expensive Drinks without Drinking Them

A character ordering an expensive drink at the bar, taking one sip, then leaving.... GRAGKED.COM

Eating at the Same Restaurants Over and Over Again

Do you and your friends eat at the same restaurant every single day, too? CRACKED.COM

A Boatload of Crime-Show Tropes

IN CRIME SHOWS, JUST ONE EACH PERSON HAS PERSON CAN'T EXPLAIN THE TO SAY AT LEAST SITUATION. ONE SENTENCE. - AND SOMEHOW THEY NEVER INTERRUPT EACHOTHER. EXCEPT FOR WHEN THEY DRAMATICALLY FINISH ANOTHER PERSON'S- -SENTENCE. CRACKED.COM

Nightmares

STAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD A NIGHTMARE SO INTENSE THAT YOU CONSTANTINE JOLT UP 90 DEGREES FROM YOUR BED? HOW ABOUT... NEVER? THE RING CRACKED.COM

Food

Food AV ETAL ULES Has consequences CRACKED.COM

Catch Phrases

CRACKED.COM Legendary! That's what she said! While it seems that every beloved TV character comes with a catchphrase, I can never design a catchphrase of my own and utter it over and over again without feeling like a total idiot. How YOU doin'? Fascinating!

Proposals

Real life proposals... Rory Gilmore.. ...can and do occur... Robin Scherbatsky... ...without naming names.  HOLLY FLAX... CRACKED.COM

Tipping

CRACKED.COM LUKE CAGE When finishing at a restaurant, do people really just toss cash on the table and leave? WAIT FOR THE CHECK, FOOL!

Gossip

People in sitcoms never leave the room to discuss a person. They simply take a few steps back and speak at a regular volume, without worrying about the person hearing them. CRACKED.COM

Neglecting Children Like It’s Nothing at All

Show of hands, how many of you neglect your children to do mundane things with your friends? AMERICAN HERITAGE COLLEGE CRACKED.COM

Guessing Passwords

Batman & Robin In Time GUESSING SOMEONE'S PASSWORD IN FILMS IS SO EASY, YOU CAN DO IT IN MINUTES. JUST LOOK AROUND THE COMPUTER FOR HINTS, OR RECALL BIRTHDATES OF PEOPLE THEY CARE ABOUT AND YOU'RE IN! Lord of War War Games CRACKED.COM

Locked Doors

If we're to believe TV, most residents of NYC rarely lock their doors. CRACKED.COM

Quoting Literature

Movie and TV characters are in the habit of quoting literature, while average people, like you or me, can only paraphrase, no matter how many times we've read the book. GRAGKED.COM

Awkward Three-Second Pauses

Sitcom characters take an awkward three-second pause after saying something funny... ...to give you time to laugh at their hilarious joke. CRACKED COM

No Laughing

Sitcom characters have no sense of humor. They never laugh at each other's jokes, and some of them are hilarious. Real people laugh even when they don

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