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40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia You Have Stuck in Your Teeth But We’re Too Polite to Tell You

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Alfred Hitchcock tricked a crewmember into drinking laxative and chaining himself to a camera overnight. Cool guy.

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Thor

Terrible Movie Merchandise The Studios Didn't Think Through - A Thor alarm clock, shaped like a dumbbell. — Read More: The 16 Most Baffling Pieces of Official Merchandise Ever

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Jurassic World

Jurassic World initially shows Claire Dearing as a selfish, unfeeling, career-driven woman. By the end of the film, she's learned to feel, understand, and show love to those around her, but her job has literally been destroyed. Once again, a movie is hinting that a woman can't hold a powerful, demanding position at work without sacrificing love and being ice cold, and that's pretty disappointing. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Don Felder

CRACKED DOUBLE-NECK GIBSON (DON FELDER) Though it wasn't part of the original process of writing the song, Eagles guitarist Don Felder's super-sized white EDS-1275 double-neck Gibson has become synonymous with Hotel California after hundreds of live performances. In 2019 the guitar was put on display at the Play it Loud exhibition at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art. — Source

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Becker

Sitcoms and real world events Becker acknowledged 9/11 poignantly. In 2004's Subway Story, Becker helps an older woman find Chambers Street, and she delivers a heartbreaking speech about losing her son on 9/11. CRACKED — Source

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Obi-Wan

CRACKED.COM STAR WARS Obi-Wan was supposed to live. Не didn't have anything to do after the first movie, though. Likewise, he was planned to return for the finale, but also did nothing. Honestly, that's kinda just his character. — Source: 15 Ways 'Star Wars' Could Have Been Very Different

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Scott Lang

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM SCOTT LANG As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass. As an ex-con with a Master's in Electrical Engineering stuck working at Baskin-Robbins, you need to be able to laugh at yourself to stay sane.

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Margaret Cho

MARGARET CHO faced heavy expectations ALL-AMERICAN GIRL CRACKED CON Producers demanded she lose weight (30 pounds in two weeks!), which led to some serious health issues. The weirdness of being the first Asian American...star, is that people are constantly judging you, Cho says. They're asking, 'Where do you fit on this — Character Media

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Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker CRACKED COM While Japanese censorship seems to be more lax when it comes to nudity and religion, they take less kindly — 5 Insane Examples Of Censorship Backfiring Hilariously

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The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

On The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will and Lisa decide not to get married. Instead, Will's mom and Lisa's dad step up and say I do. What happens to Wi

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Preacher

DC PREACHER VERTIGO NL.32 DEE 97 S2. 5K The comic book starts with an explosion of a church, instantly moves on to an epic road trip and it never slow

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Psycho

Alfred Hitchcock shot Psycho as an episode of his TV show. THE IMPROVISATION: Hitchcock shot Psycho with the crew and assets of his TV show Alfred Hit

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Looper

Masterfully Subverted Tropes Looper The marvel of time travel Most time travel movies try to put a novel spin on it, while also treating it like a big deal. Looper's own novel spin, however, is dismissing the importance and details of its mechanics and instead focusing on its effects. The film removes the coolness from Bruce Willis' time-shenanigans by rather showing the crushing weight of his child-killing spree. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Joe Pesci

Joe Pesci was eager to work on Home Alone as he didn't get offered many kids' movies. Не came up with a lot of incomprehensible but definitely offensive-sounding angry gurgles, including a few points of definitely nearly saying motherfucker. CRACKED — Source / Independent

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Biopic Tropes

CRACKED.COM AWFUL BIOPIC TROPES THE MOMENT OF INSPIRATION Hard work? Discipline? Patience? None of that is necessary! Biopics run on Dr. House rules, with ideas appearing fully formed. Like in the you can't walk no line scene in Walk the Line, there's the inspiration and then immediately the final product. — Source: Patrick (H) Willems/YouTube

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Alfred Hitchcock

CRACKED.COM Alfred Hitchcock Не made a guy crap his own pants. Always a prankster, Hitchcock dared a prop guy to spend the night at the set, chained to the camera-and then gave him some brandy to sleep easier, which was actually a laxative. The next day, everyone found the guy crying, angry, and covered in... well, you know what. — Source: The Telegraph

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Katy Perry

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Fallout: New Vegas

In Fallout: New Vegas, you can give your character a low IQ. Ignacio Riv Me shoulder. I is scientistic. Me pet aminals. And if you do, the game will treat you like an idiot. Not only will your dialogue look like Tonto having a chat with Frankenstein's Monster, but some NPCs will completely refuse to talk to you, so you lose out on a lot of quests. CRACKED.COM http://fallout. wikia .com/wiki/Intelligence — Source: 21 Unnoticed Game Details That Were Insane Work

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The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel

COMEDY NERD CRACKED.COM THE MAJORITY OF THE CLOTHES IN THE MARVELOUS MRS MAISEL ARE MADE FROM SCRATCH. TELEP fm FOR 95% of it is made just for the show - apparently, that's so the people making the show can create looks that are period-accurate and also define the character well. — Source

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Andy Dick

In 2017, Andy Dick got accused of sexual harassment on a set and fired. AME EX The movie was Raising Buchanan, and he responded by saying I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Stranger Things

Stranger Things was going to absolutely flop, David Harbour thought. Four episodes or so into the Season 1 shoot, he was thinking Yeah, no one's going to watch this he was sure he wasn't good, and the show wasn't good. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Michael Keaton

MICHAEL KEATON was iconic as Beetlejuics nd Batman Though Keaton won the Globe for Birdman, an Academy voter warned him: When it comes to winning an Academy Award, illness always wins. Cue Eddie Redmayne winning for playing Stephen Hawking. Should have won for: Birdman — Business Insider

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They Live!

Iconic Movies You Didn’t Know Reused Their Props And Sets - They Live! uses Ghostbusters' PKE meter. — Source: Mental Floss

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John Cena

Over 11 year's, John Cena granted 500 wishes for the Make-a-W Foundation. W W ME 3S D AOVE MAKE MAKECA WISH (A That means he granted a wish about ever

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Jane Fonda and Megyn Kelly

IPAIUNY ER&F LEC There's much beef between Jane Fonda and Megyn Kelly. In 2017, Fonda was infuriated when Kelly asked about plastic surgery during an

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Dustin Diamond

Promoting his 2009 book Behind the Bell, ostensibly about the seedy behavior of the cast of Saved by the Bell behind the scenes, Dustin Diamond said h

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Emma Stone

At the Oscar nominees luncheon, a reporter told Emma Stone, You look beautiful, as always. Stone replied, Oh, thank you. That's all that matters.

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IMDb

CRACKED STARTED IN 1990, IMDB IS ONE OF THE OLDEST WEBSITES ON THE INTERNET. And it began as a list of actresses with beautiful eyes. — Source

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Poop Emoji

The poop emoji comes from comics. Everyone's favorite emoji was already big in Japan before emoji were even a thing. A popular 1980s manga called Dr. Slump (later adapted to anime) regularly featured sentient piles of poo. Its author eventually left friendly feces behind and went on to create Dragon Ball. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Josh Hartnett

Josh Hartnett The man has a filmography list as long as he is tall, and yet the accolades seem to evade him. Не has an incredible emotional range, and can easily go from quirky. mischievous characters (Lucky Number Slevin) to deep, tragic portrayals (Penny Dreadful). Не might also be the most convincing modern actor to ever play a werewolf. CRACKED.COM — Source

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Mark Cavendish

Cycling champion Mark Cavendish hurt himself playing Wii. Cavendish was playing snowboarding on his Wii when he slipped and injured a calf muscle. Thankfully, his injury was in the off-season. MD RUDY BA M alba - SPORT AIN LECOL BAHRAIN MCLAREN LE CO GRACKED.COM — Source

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Jack White

CRACKED Jack White IS a professional upholsterer. Former neighbor Brian Muldoon was an upholsterer, and at 15 Jack apprenticed under him as a job. They even joined a band together called The Upholsterers, and he opened his own shop, Third Man Upholstery. — Source

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Donald Duck

Donald Duck's sister had an 80 year gap between first being mentioned and appearing in animation. CRACKED.COM Della Duck, the mother of Huey, Dewey, and Louie, was first men- tioned back in 1937, she did not make her animation debut until 2017. — Inside The Magic

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Leave It to Beaver

Leave It to Beaver 1957 CRACKED.COM Although not quite the first show to feature a toilet (it was edited out for being too scandalous), it was the first show to show a toilet tank and certainly one of the first to even include a bathroom. — Source: Snopes

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Rubber Soul

They smoked a lot of weed CRACKED.COM Recordings of studio banter from the late-night Think For Yourself sessions of November 8th captured John saying Paul? Where is Paul? He's ducked into the bathroom to sneak a quick puff of weed. When Paul returns, he announces I just got in from Olympia. I lit the torch! — Source: Rolling Stone

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Sigourney Weaver

FUN WIN letter UF WALL.E The spaceship's computer in WALL-E was voiced by Sigourney Weaver. Maybe it was to keep aliens away. CRACKED.COM — Source: 37 Celebs Who Secretly Voiced Animated Characters

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John Mayer

AT A GLANCE JOHN MAYER As a teenager, John Mayer worked at a gas station. Before he made it big, he also worked at a grocery store, record store, and Pier 1. CRACKED COM — Source: Twitter and EW

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Shaun of the Dead

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Erykah Badu

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Christina Aguilera

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Star Trek: First Contact

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