27 ‘Well, No Shit!’ Scientific Study Conclusions

‘People are happier on weekends’
27 ‘Well, No Shit!’ Scientific Study Conclusions

Sometimes, scientific breakthroughs are the result of a remarkably important question followed by painstaking work to find the answer. Other times, the question is so unremarkable I’m surprised the study’s conclusion wasn’t met with a resounding “Duh!” in the lab.

Case in point: One Redditor cited an embarrassingly recent study that deduced wealthy people live longer than poor people. I mean, for sure, dude. Thanks for making it official, I guess?

To that end, other Redditors have shared studies carried out to solve puzzles we’ve all long solved on our own, including one research result that will be especially unsurprising to cat owners everywhere.

Freeiheit 4y ago A study of high school students found that those who had sex were more likely to get pregnant. 14K Award Share ... + 152 more replies
OllieTheGit 4y ago Most car accidents are cause by the vehicle not being able to stop in time 5.3K Award Share ... + 74 more replies
adamolupin 4y ago Scientists discover reason for noisy candy wrappers - Condusion: The unwrapping sound could be decreased with different wrapping materials that hold their form better or don't produce so much sound when unraveled. 1.4K Award Share ... + 35 more replies
eyebrowshampoo 4y ago There are thousands and thousands of studies that conclude too much sugar is bad for you. | get at least one new one every week on my google news feed. Yes. That is true. 595 Award Share ... + 9 more replies
DoctorSneak 4y ago Most sharks attacks happen in shallow water close to a beach. Makes sense as that's where all the people are. 6.2K Award Share ... + 133 more replies
maleorderbride 4y ago Edited 4y ago Electric shock therapy administered to the face is not an effective form of treatment for rattlesnake bites (Source) 4.7K Award Share ... + 100 more replies
loztriforce 4y ago The recent cannabis causes an uptick in eating junk food study - 2.3K Award Share ...
Actuaryba 4y ago In the US, the majority injuries due to fireworks happen in July. 2.2K Award Share ... + 86 more replies
MeLittleSKS 4y ago the studies they do on universal basic income where they take like, 100 low-income people, give them a free chunk of cash every month for like, 6 months, and then declare the amazing conclusion that those people were happier, and none quit their jobs or stopped working. 1.3K Award Share ...
SmartAlec105 4y ago That bisexual men exist. I, as a bisexual man, was shocked to say the least. 1.3K Award Share ... + 98 more replies
michajlo 4y ago That cats do understand us to a point, they just don't bother reacting. I could've told you that for free. 1.2K Award Share ...
BrokenArmsFrigidMom 4y ago A team of French researchers did a study to see if dogs felt the emotion Love. All they are is fuzzy balls of love. | think it was just a scam so they could get paid to play with dogs for a few months. - 902 Award Share ...
MaizeNBlueWaffle 4y ago Study Finds Buying Kids Toys Makes Them Happy 772 Award Share ...
 4y ago Rich people live longer than poor people 411 Award Share ...
Dynasty2201 4y ago Microsoft in Japan tested a 4-day work week for 5 weeks. Productivity jumped 40%. They subsidized up to $920 for family vaccations. Employees took 25% less time off even though work days had only reduced 20%. Electricity consumption went down 23% at the office. 59% less paper was used. And wait wait, get this guys, you'll never believe it: 92% said they liked the shorter week. So productivity increased, consumptions decreased, the work got done, your staff are happier and take less time off, your profits in theory increased as your bills decreased... Hmmm, wonder if it'll
OriginallyFromNYC 4y ago Teen pregnancies decrease after age 19. 218 Award Share ...
yunatifa 4y ago People are happier on weekends. 196 Award Share ... + 7 more replies
Willywonka5725 4y ago People are generally more attracted to attractive people. Well you don't fkin say. - 184 Award Share ...
Ababybadgers 4y ago Study shows that humans are more empathetic towards puppies and babies than full size dogs and 30 year old men - 130 Award Share ...
AlarmingLecture0 4y ago Knives made of human feces do not work well Link (Bonus points to me for having the article actually relate to shit) 60 Award Share ...
x178 4y ago Children do transmit COVID-19 They are walking Petri dishes and transmit all kinds of diseases, but somehow not this one? Come on. 41 Award Share ...
AvatarTreeFiddy 4y ago There's a lot of health disparities research where the conclusions might boil down to things like people without health insurance/who can't afford medications don't get treated and it's just like well, duh? Like I get that there needs to be studies that outright prove it for purposes of policy implementation, but it gets annoying when people essentially create hundreds of different studies just coming to the exact same conclusion that's pretty obvious from a logical standpoint. For instance, someone might make the same study, but they'll just swap out the disease they're looking at, or specify which
 4y ago I went to my mother's graduation. A guy was being presented with his PhD. His thesis was a study of employee motivation and happiness. His mind-blowing conclusion: When employees feel their job is secure they will feel more emotionally stable and feel better about work, thereby being more productive You heard it here first, people! Employees hate to work for crappy companies. 37 Award Share ...
ZanderGomorrah 4y ago The longer a COW has been standing up, the bigger the chance they will lay down again. When a COW is laying down, there's no discernable pattern as to when they get up again. I'm not kidding, the people behind this won the وا Nobel prize. 36 Award Share ...
riotlady 4y ago Men get less aroused when women cry. Like jfc you'd certainly hope so! 32 Award Share ... + 7 more replies
civil_politician 4y ago It never trickles down. 22 Award Share ...
votewithyourmoney 4y ago Study shows walking backwards with a cup of coffee makes you more likely to spill it. 14K Award Share ... + 158 more replies

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