24 Objects People Would Place on Mars to Prank NASA

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24 Objects People Would Place on Mars to Prank NASA

Pranking nerds is one of life’s great pleasures, so imagine the immense, guilt-ridden joy that would be inspired by messing with the entirety of NASA, an organization made up of our nation’s greatest dorks

That’s what one Redditor wants you to think about. They wondered, given the power to bend space and time, and no interest in saving any lives, what’s the funniest thing you could plop on Mars to really upend those rocket-lovers’ entire worldview? 

The answers came rolling in, and the breadth of these Redditors’ imaginations is astounding. After reading the responses, you’ll be overcome with the feeling that if you’re going to do anything, you should do it full throttle. One Redditor boldly suggests leaving Matt Damon up there. My suggestion? So many toenail clippings.

Wonderwombat 2y ago A NASA spacecraft, one that NASA has no record of. Like something they've never built, but that has NASA logos all over it and clearly has a NASA origin, just not our NASA. 4.1K Award Share ...
SuvenPan 2y ago A big map of Earth with several points of interest marked on it. 27K Award Share ...
NessusANDChmeee 2y ago A white plastic lawn chair. 17K Award Share ...
jocularsplash02 2y ago I'm a geologist, and I can confirm that just placing the wrong type of rock would fuck up science for like 30 years. I often pick up rocks that I know only occur in specific areas and leave them somewhere that would be naturally impossible in the hope that it will break a geochemists mind when they find it 24K Award Share ...
JustSomeApparition 2y ago Liquid water in a mason jar - 17K Award Share ...
vrogers123 2y ago A page from a Martian newspaper, pondering the possibility that there might be life on Earth. 16K Award Share ...
Inner_Importance8943 2y ago Soviet era space suit with a skeleton - 36K Award Share ...
DeltaSolana 2y ago A whole ass Dollar General. 9.4K Award Share ...
Tsquare43 2y ago A picnic basket, blanket, food laid out with a note - Honey, / forgot the potato salad, I'll be back in 20 minutes - and for good measure, a 1953 Buick. To complete the scene - footprints that walk away and just disappear about 50 yards away - 9.1K Award Share ...
Goatlnternational174 2y ago Matt Damon 8.8K Award Share ...
 2y ago An Egyptian obelisk, inscribe with mathematics relating to something like a spatial fold engine or warp drive 5.4K Award Share ...
PattyJ88 2y ago Whacky inflatable tube man on the highest peak. 5.2K Award Share ...
Aggravating_Client36 2y ago A hat & tshirt reading 1992 Super Bowl Champion Buffalo Bills 2.5K Award Share ...
mytomatoez 2y ago Spirit Halloween 1.1K Award Share ...
DrManhattan_DDM 2y ago One functioning Furby, modified to have a power source that would last for centuries. 859 Award Share ... + 15 more replies
Ser_Friend_zone 2y ago Welcome to Venus! 846 Award Share ... + 7 more replies
LiterallyOuttoLunch 2y ago A set of car keys. 668 Award Share ...
_Troxin_ 2y ago Edited 2y ago A sing saying Congratulations humans of trial E34-786/BOA. You have reached the end of the Simulation. Every sing of your civilaziation will be errased and your planet will be resetted. Every trace of your existense will be removed on an atomic level. Afterwards the next batch of humans will start with a new scenario. Thank you for participating. Or just to have some fun No Easter Eggs Up Here. Go Away! but like in hieroglyphs or something. - 588 Award Share ... polandspringh2o 2y ago The spelling mistakes are arguably scarier than the massage
michjames1926 2y ago A used condom.. but not shaped like a human penis. 519 Award Share ...
Griffie 2y ago A brochure about extending your car warranty. 255 Award Share ...
 2y ago An unflushed toilet not plumbed in or anything 163 Award Share ...
stumpinater 2y ago Nestle water bottling factory. 77 Award Share ...
BlindTravelre 2y ago AOL Disk 32 Award Share ...
manbearpiglet92 2y ago ~$200,000 dollars, a parachute, and the body of DB Cooper 6.7K Award Share ... + 49 more replies

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