22 Wildly Incorrect Predictions Old People Had About the Future

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22 Wildly Incorrect Predictions Old People Had About the Future

Back in the ‘50s, people were very into the future. To be fair, you would be too if you were eating Jell-O meat every night, good music hadn’t been invented yet and most people didn’t have rights. As a result, hardly a publication cycle went by that a popular magazine didn’t have a “what scientists say the future will be like” article. Magazines were still a thing then.

In a mostly hilarious and occasionally tragic twist of irony, they were so, so wrong. There are no flying cars, our robot vacuums require almost as much work as a regular Hoover, and artificial intelligence is mostly used to produce uncanny images of Jesus rescuing puppies from fires to be shared by estranged grandparents for the profit of engagement farms.

That’s why user PM_ME_STEAMGAMES_PLS asked r/AskReddit, “Old redditors (65+), what’s something you thought would happen in the future that never ended up happening?”

SpuddMeister 7y ago I really thought there would be more robots!!
Slipacre 7y ago With Nixon's resignation i thought we'd have accountable government
jlmarr1622 7y ago Holograms. I was told there would be holograms.
BigOldCar 7y ago Kinda thought we'd have opened up all the JFK and UFO files by now.
bloatedkat 7y ago Man landing on Mars by the year 2000
 7y ago Asked mom (65): people said we would be buying houses on the Moon by now
alphababble 7y ago Obsolescence of the internal combustion engine.
 7y ago we'd all be using jetpacks to get around instead of cars.
zzoleguy 7y ago Cable tv would be free of commercials.
DANKPIKMINGODWASHERE 7y ago I'm not old but people I know who are thought that metric would take over in the U.S during the 60's and 70's
NortWind 7y ago Unlimited energy from fusion. Should be here by 2000, at the latest, I heard in 1975.
Wizzmer 7y ago When I was young I assumed governments would stop warring one day. That obviously became a pipe dream so I invested in Lockheed Martin.
fight_me_for_it 7y ago My step mom, over 65 says she thought they wouldn't be burying people in the ground anymore. That everyone would be creamated. Eventually people will have to be dug up or at least cemeteries built over.
CA2Ireland 7y ago Supersonic transport--- as common as taking a 737. Sure, we had Concorde for a few years... but we were supposed to have Boeing and IIRC Lockheed mass producing planes. PS: I love sonic booms.
songsearch 7y ago A working mass transit system in LA. I would've thought we'd be tired of sitting on the freeway parking lot at rush hour in a cloud of smog by now. The sad part is the train tracks and right-of-ways existed before the freeways (it was all orange groves, once upon a time, with tracks to the packing houses).
Top_Wop 7y ago I thought by the time I got to be this age (76) they'd have a cure for a lot more health problems. Then, with age, comes an awakening. You discover there's no money in it for the drug companies to cure stuff. The real money is in treatment witn drugs.
imferguson 7y ago I was told in the 90's that by now we would have massive flat panel displays that would look like giant window shades - they could be the width of the room and pulled down to provide a wall-sized computer screen.
cosmotravella 7y ago 65 yr old here. The biggest surprise to me is the face time call. We all thought it would be so cool to be able to see each other during a telephone call - everyone would use it! Now that it is here, seems like it's not that big of a deal.
geedavey 7y ago Every movie ever seen showed computers that you would either type or speak your question to and they would come up with the one right answer. instead after waiting way too long, we finally got Google, which is just as screwed up, full of bullshit and likely to lie or mislead you as any human you're likely to encounter in your life.
displaced_virginian 7y ago I'm late 50s, and I will admit to having been a naive kid. I grew up with the Star Trek view of the future and in the world that passed the Civil Rights Act. I thought we were on the last gasps of social unrest, oppression, racism, and all that. Just some loose ends to clean up. Man was I ever wrong.
barrro 7y ago Not quite 65, but I remember growing up in the 1960's and 70's being told that by the year 2000 no one would have to work more than 3 days a week as computers and robots would do all the work, and they would just need a few people to keep an eye on them and fix them when they went wrong. Well that never happened!
Griever114 7y ago I want my fucking hoverboard. I may have been a 15yo when the moves were out, I may break my hip but I want MY DAMN HOVERBOARD!

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