20 Sentences That Prove English Is the Dumbest Language

‘At the present moment, I’d like to present you with your present’
20 Sentences That Prove English Is the Dumbest Language

Native English speakers don’t realize it most of the time because, well, we’re native English speakers, but English is a hilarious nightmare language. Ask anyone who’s had to learn it because they immigrated from a non-English-speaking country — it wasn’t the language that they came for. Or the healthcare. Or the income equality. Hey, what did they come for?

We’re getting off topic. The point is that you’ve probably spoken a sentence today that would sound like you were having a stroke to a new English speaker — or even to you, if you stopped to think about it. Reddit proved that after user SamStephens asked r/AskReddit, “What’s a grammatically correct sentence that would totally mindfuck someone learning the English language?”

Smargalicious 11y ago Fuck you, you fucking fuck.
Face_Roll 11y ago Fish fish fish.
Yarik32 11y ago Will Will Smith smith?
DingBat99999 11y ago That flammable liquid is inflammable.
heartfullofsoul 11y ago The old man the boats.
divinedeviance 11y ago He's driving me up the fucking wall.
Zenaxis 11y ago It's a certain smell, a smelly smell that smells smelly.
FreedomChurro 11y ago That that exists exists in that that that that exists exists in.
Shougatenma 11y ago I sometimes read read as read, when it's supposed to be read as read.
johnnyredleg 11y ago I chopped a tree down, and then I chopped it up.
Nefai 11y ago They're going to pare a pair of their pears over there.
questfor17 11y ago Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
Bautine 11y ago Edited 11y ago All the faith he had had had had no effect on his life.
SultanOfBrownEye 11y ago I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
bananas_brah 11y ago At the present moment I would like to present you with my present.
rakoho 11y ago I came up with this when I was a kid: Rose rose and found rows of roses.
givetake 11y ago Place a rock to your right and one to your left. Now when I tell you pick up the left one, it will be the right one to pickup, and then only the right one will be left.
StickleyMan 11y ago A rough, dough-faced ploughman walked through the borough, although he was coughing and hiccoughing loudly. The ough sound is a fucking bitch.
u/F RealRealGood 11y ago A woman was getting a sign made for her shop called This and That. When she looked at the prototype for the sign, she said, The space between 'this' and 'and' and 'and' and 'that' is too small.
aintnufincleverhere 11y ago Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

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