40 Conspiracies, Myths and Legends You Need to Pressure Wash Out of Your Brain Immediately
Calm down, Uncle Jerry. Bill Gates isn’t making fake snow

A good conspiracy theory can get anyone onboard for at least a split-second. Maybe we all want to feel like we’re in on some dark, lesser-known little tidbit that the sleepwalking “sheeple” can’t even wrap their half-empty heads around.
As they tend to do, split-seconds pass and a very shallow dive into said theory usually debunks it split-seconds later. We have to say, a few of these seem semi-reasonable, so maybe they’ll resonate with you, your Uncle Jerry and that one dude who’s always kickin’ around the gas station.
Sharks

NASA

The Las Vegas Shooting

Obama Is the Antichrist

The Pyramids

AIDS

Tupac Shakur

Lindsay Lohan

Mac Miller

UFOs

XXXtentacion

Little Caesars

Courtney Love

Skinwalker Ranch

NPCs
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FEMA

Michael Jackson

Meghan Markle

The Migrant Caravan

Kanye

Terrorism

One Direction

The God of Death

Stephen King

Obama Traveled to Mars

Finland

Sandy Hook

Bigfoot

The Invasion of Iraq

Chemtrails

Ted Cruz

Homo Capensis

Weather Weapons

Climate Change

9/11

Everyday Chemistry

The Titanic

The Beatles

Selena Owens
