12 Indestructible Facts About Cockroaches to Crawl Into Your Brain

Very rarely, but add that to your list of worries.

Because of course they are.

They eventually die of dehydration because without a head, they can't drink water.

These guys are basically immune to torture, apparently.

You’re probably aware of how fast one can scuttle off to the worst place imaginable, but here's a quantitative top speed: 1.7 miles per hour.

Scientists will tell you it's for the sugar content. I will tell you it’s because they love to party.

Welcome to the world’s grossest circus, where you can watch conditioned cockroaches drool at specific scents!

All hope is lost.

So there goes that plan.

Those of you in hotter climates probably already know this, unfortunately.

Fossils have been found going back 350 million years, in fact.

Apparently, they like to feel pressure on their bodies. No deal, bud.