20 of the Most Dangerous Items People Legally Own

‘A jar of mercury’
20 of the Most Dangerous Items People Legally Own

Oh, beautiful, for spacious skies, for loose regulations. That’s how the words go, right? As many things as the U.S. has going for it — chili dogs, Disney parks, Target, etc. — it all comes at the price of some pretty lenient safety laws. (Or, depending on your brand of eccentricity, that’s just an additional feature.) That’s freedom, baby. Love it and/or die horribly.

That means there’s a lot of items you wouldn’t think your average everyday citizen would be allowed to own. Hell, there’s probably a death trap or two just lurking quietly in your kitchen right now that we’ve normalized despite being a medieval peasant’s nightmare, and those people had the plague. That’s why user DreamMighty asked r/AskReddit, “What is the most dangerous but totally legal item you own?”

zenmtf 1y ago My mouth. It's gonna get me killed one of these days.
TxFritoBandito 1y ago My wife
savemysoul72 1y ago My Belgian Malinois
z-eldapin 1y ago My cat. She's a bully.
DanielleAntenucci 1y ago A jar of mercury. The post office won't even let me mail it.
davidolson1990 1y ago My collection of rare plants. Quite a few toxic ones. I have 3 varieties of ricin!
scrabblex 1y ago Bleach. Just by adding 1 other legal thing I can make an explosive, or enact chemical warfare.
_not_quite_there_yet 1y ago Mandolin slicer. Everyone I know who has used one has had an accident using one. I have cutting gloves. I love some low effort julienne veggies.
porkrind 1y ago The coil spring on my garage door. That thing snapped a couple of weeks ago and it sounded like armageddon.
ReplacementTasty6552 1y ago The break quit working on my miter saw so I took the guard and everything off is now just a spinning 14 wheel of death
cb0044 1y ago My VERY sharp replica Hattori Hanzo sword from Kill Bill
IhateBiden_now 1y ago UTAS 15 combat shotgun. If 15 of the 12 guage slugs can't kill or destroy what's coming, good luck.
cheeersaiii 1y ago Automotive suspension spring compressor - if you aren't wincing the whole time you are using it you are a mad dawwgg
1d0m1n4t3 1y ago A sealed air compressor, no over blow valve if I run it to long it's basically a bomb
SIR_QUAL 1y ago M32 rotisserie launcher no ammo for it though just shotgun shells
KS Uzi4U2 1y ago Full size, firing replica of a Civil War 12lb mountain howitzer.
Accurate-Ad1710 1y ago 1927 chainsaw. Not a single safety feature on that thing. It scares people just sitting there, not running
CarlSpencer 1y ago I have a friend who's a blacksmith and I traded him some firewood (okay, kind of a lot of firewood) for a scythe he made. It's the full-size kind like Death is shown carrying. I tried mowing my back 40 with it, but it's better as just wall art!
forkandbowl 1y ago Edited 1y ago 1939 Sheldon 56 metal lathe. It was built before they invented safety. It will happily rip your arm clean off then slap you in the face repeatedly with your own arm.
shastabh 1y ago A Bob Ross original painting. My house has been robbed multiple times, people tried to abduct my wife over it, the Bob Ross foundation is fucking ruthless with their lawfare. I'll never give it up tho

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