21 Things Movies Get Wrong About War

‘The stink’
21 Things Movies Get Wrong About War

French filmmaker Francois Truffaut is widely credited with the idea that it’s impossible to make an anti-war film because “to show something is to ennoble it.” That guy clearly never saw Movie 43, but he had a point about war. When a battle is gorgeously lit, dramatically scored, lovingly framed and strategically blocked, it becomes less of a battle and more, well, art, and that’s really not what they mean when they call it “the art of war.”

In the real world, war is both simpler and more complicated, more mundane but also more chaotic, louder and faster but also slower and not that loud, Nolan, Jesus Christ. The reality of war is just not cinematic enough for a movie, which is why movies have to make war cinematic. Reddit proved that when user TheAirplane asked, “Redditors who have been in a military combat scenario: What aspects of war/battle does Hollywood fail to portray?”

fuck_communism 11y ago The stink. Everyone stinks.
GISP 11y ago Reloads.
Bodybuildernewb 11y ago Not jerking off in a 120 degree portapotty
knightbear 11y ago IED's/Bombs explode in the time it takes to snap your fingers. No one jumps out of the way. They just die.
Sadrik 11y ago how loud things are... Movies really dont show how loud guns and explosions are.
NCH_PANTHER 11y ago Explosions. Real explosions are puffs (idk another word) of dirt and rock. Movie explosions are made using a gasoline mixture to produce a nice fireball for the audience. I have no issue because it does look better.
period 11y ago They are never carrying food, water, or any extra ammunition(beside what is in the preloaded magazines. When we did raids, you had at least a pack full of all three.
 11y ago When you are wearing a helmet, it literally makes your fucking IQ drop a hundred points because all the heat gives you a perpetual headache. This is a major reason for some poor decisions made on the battlefield.
jb0356 11y ago How difficult it is to move with 60-90 pounds of fucking gear after several months without meaningful exercise in 100°F- 120+°F heat, while some asshat behind some bush or tree somewhere is shooting at you and you don't know where from.
jdcooktx 11y ago I may be late to the party, but one thing I've noticed in shitty miltary movies is that one guy can do everything. They lead squads on mout missions, fly helos and jets and can defuse nuclear weapons. It's like they're an encyclopedia on every single piece of military hardware.
 11y ago Shocking seeing people you thought were completely gung-ho high speed in training cower in fear and confusion in a bunker when that first real rocket hits. Equally shocking seeing people you thought were complete shitbags suddenly become fucking amazing, locked on, and focused in the same situation.
random_bored_guy 11y ago I might be a little off point, but one of the things that got me is that explosions and the resulting shrapnel is wildly unpredictable. What I mean by this is you could be right next to the explosion, and not be hurt at all. It still confuses me to this day.
Incompetent_Weasels 11y ago The confusion. It's hard to tell where you're taking fire from sometimes, everyone is yelling, shooting, shit's blowing up, comms are going crazy. I'd add boredom to that as well, but that's pretty hard to portray. Even going into areas you know are dangerous, after a few months of it you can be surprisingly bored with it all.
Coppercrow 11y ago Uncertainty, all the time. The only thing you're sure about is that you have no idea what's going to happen in the next 10 minutes, let alone the coming days/weeks. Also the amount of downtime between action. I was in the Israeli infantry when we invaded Lebanon in '06, and out of about 8 weeks there, 90% of it was just walking towards combat (or sitting in ambush, or resting, or just waiting for more confused and conflicting orders), not engaging in it.
 11y ago How sudden it is. You're just sitting in the FOB, bullshitting around with who the fuck ever, doing what the fuck ever, because you're bored as goddamn fuck. Maybe you're reading that book for the fifteenth time this month, maybe you're in the jack shack. Maybe you're playing spades, or euchre, or hearts, or what the fuck ever. Then there's a boom. And it isn't a fucking Hollywood boom. Fuck that bullshit. It's a loud bass thud. Remember that big fucking firework at the end of every fireworks show? Well, that's why I don't go to them
Loafly 11y ago That you can hear the difference between incoming fire and outgoing. A bullet flying over you makes a crack, and weapons fired close to you do not. Also, the whole feeling of where the bullet is. Basicly, if rounds come close they sound differently from bullets not so close. I could say pretty well, where in the air the bullet was. A hollywood movie sounds like an excersize, whereas in real life, theres quite a distinction between the sound your weapon makes, and the sound of a bullet whissing past you. TLDR: Gunshots sound different depending on
not5150 11y ago I was a reporter in Libya during the Civil War. 1. You've probably never witnessed pure animalistic anger until you've been in combat. 2. The battlefield is incredibly cough-inducing, eye-blindingly dusty. Every tank round shot, every nearby rocket hit and every missile launched produces smoke and dust. 3. Hollywood doesn't portray the run-stop-run nature of fighting. 90% of the battle is spent resting because you almost puked out your guts because you just sprinted, hunched over, 100 yards through soft dirt to get to cover. 4. Hollywood films tend to focus on highly trained special forces, but
perotforpresident 11y ago exaustion. man is it tiring to fight. someone mentions who shitty it is to run crouched in soft sand, and how often you fall over looking for cover. sooo accurate, even when you reach cover you fucking dive for it. most movies dont show how terrifying it is to be pinned down. most people experience a very fair fight, but when you get exposed and they see you, you're fucked without cover. so i was behind a boulder after an ambush was kicked off and they concentrated ALL their shots on my rock. i couldve screamed at
 11y ago Edited 11y ago Actual fighting is pretty boring. We fire, they fire, figure some shit out in between, fire some more to and fro. It's all eerily casual. Not a whole lot of drama with the distance involved. Only when you expose yourself do the Hollywood images pop in to mind, but even there, you don't get to see people shitting themselves, some poor bastard crying instead of doing his duty, the actual sounds of dying being drowned out by gunfire and a constant ringing in your head. Stuff like that brings out the worst in people.
Saarlak 11y ago Edited 11y ago Firefights aren't exactly like you see in the movies. Good war movies make it seem like there is constant gun fire, a steady staccato of machine guns with the occasional explosion. It's not (most of the time). There aren't 22 million bullets in the air. It's an irregular pop pop... Poppopopopopopop... Pop... Pop pop.. Then nothing for a while. Oh, and ffs, grenades are the most anti-climactic thing ever. No fireball, no cars getting flipped through the air, nothing. It's a whumpf-sound. Dust goes everywhere and, if you are lucky you can see the
red_leg 11y ago Shot artillery in Afghanistan. The bowel movements. After running out in the open after getting mortared/rocketed to get back to the howitzer, then firing back, then bunkering down because another one hit, the adrenaline in you is just kicking. I have created the biggest turds of my life after firing.

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