20 Ways the World Would Be Different If Kid Logic Was Real

To teachers, parents and even some particularly adamant non-parents, it can seem like kids run the world. They dictate our sleep schedules, daily menus, travel seasons and asslessness of chaps we can wear in public. Frankly, those little wide-eyed dictators have had it too good for too long. But what if kids literally ran the world? For some reason, it was decided that adults had had their turn and messed it up, and literal infants couldn’t do a worse job?

It’s a fun thought, but someone who struggles to control their drooling probably can’t be trusted with critical operations. That disqualifies a lot of Congress, too, but that’s beside the point. Those unformed prefrontal cortices would simply wreak chaos. To imagine how, user sznelly31 asked r/AskReddit, “Kid logic is now law. What becomes extremely frustrating as a result of this?”