40 Celebrity Secrets We Had to Infiltrate the Illuminati to Extract

Looks like it’s not all champagne towers and private jets
40 Celebrity Secrets We Had to Infiltrate the Illuminati to Extract

Celebrities live in a world where everything seems to be one big spectacle. From the moment they wake up and see that Twitter has decided their eyebrows are “off today,” it’s a never-ending grind of image maintenance while attempting to figure out what being a “real person” even means anymore. 

Today, while cosplaying as TMZ, we wanted to find out the truth behind those off eyebrows. Yeah, they seriously need a little tweaking.

Beyonce

Beyonce's dressing room has to be at exactly 78 degrees no more, no less. CRACKED COM

Garth Brooks

Garth Brooks CHRIS GAIN E S A rare example of an actively beloved musician ruining his music career with more music, Brooks inexplicably released an a

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan She agreed to appear on a Russian talk show after breaking up with real estate mogul Egor Tarabasov -- if she was provided a private jet

Ashlee Simpson

Pop singer Ashlee Simpson and black:is/ star Tracee Ellis Ross are sisters-in-law Ashlee married Tracee's brother (and Diana ROSS' sond Evan Ross in 2

Blac Chyna vs. The Kardashians

CELEBRITY LEGAL BATTLES Chyna BLAC CHYNA Blac Chyna sued the Kardashians for getting her show with Rob canceled. (She also tried to trademark the Kardashian name, so no one was doing great.) THE KARDASHIANS DA LLE SI CRACKED.COM

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Peter Frampton

Peter Frampton stormed off during a concert when a cameraman ruined his solo. IRDS At a concert in Minnesota, the musician known for Baby, I Love Y

Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah She decided she was finished dying after her death in Set It Off. All of her contracts since 1996 stipulate that her character can't die

William Frawley

William Frawley I LOVE LUCY CRACKED COM The actor who played Fred was reportedly a tough guy to work with. His weirdest hangup was probably the Yankee

The Simpsons

40 Celebrity Secrets We Had to Infiltrate the Illuminati to Extract

Uma Thurman

Uma Thurman CRACKED CO COM She pulled the movie star equivalent of calling dibs on top bunk: a contract clause that said no other cast member may rec

New Girl

When Prince had d cameo as himself New Girl, on he demanded that scenes filmed with Khloe Kardashian and Kris Jenner be removed from the episode. CRAC

Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson, aware that his Irish accent had been made fun of in a Family Guy episode, agreed to star in Seth McFarlane's A Million Ways to Die In the

Akon

Pop Musician Akon launched an initiative to get electricity to 600 million people in Africa. Akon's Solar Academy Institution is making progress bui

D’Angelo

CRACKED c COM Grammy Award winning musician D'Angelo (Michael Archer) was caught soliciting an undercover prostitute in 2010. D'Angelo had been on a d

David Bowie

DAVID BOWIE WAS NOT ONLY AN ACCOMPLISHED MUSICIAN AND ACTOR, HE WAS ALSO A TALENTED PAINTER. HE HELD SEVERAL ART EXHIBITIONS BUT HE ALLEGEDLY DESPISE

Olivia Munn

15 Actors Behind Important Details In Movies And Shows - Olivia Munn insisted her character wouldn’t wear turtlenecks in Newsroom. The actress, who p
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Iggy Pop

lggy Pop is a proto-punk rocker known for his antics. Not as well-known: His appearance on Star Trek. In 1998, Iggy played the Vorta Overseer on Star

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