40 Celebrity Secrets We Had to Infiltrate the Illuminati to Extract
Looks like it’s not all champagne towers and private jets
Celebrities live in a world where everything seems to be one big spectacle. From the moment they wake up and see that Twitter has decided their eyebrows are “off today,” it’s a never-ending grind of image maintenance while attempting to figure out what being a “real person” even means anymore.
Today, while cosplaying as TMZ, we wanted to find out the truth behind those off eyebrows. Yeah, they seriously need a little tweaking.