51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 16, 2024

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51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of December 16, 2024

After nearly two years, audiences are finally getting a first look at what’s to come from James Gunn’s DC Extended Universe. The studio released the first official teaser trailer for the Guardian of the Galaxy director’s take on the Man of Steel, and while there’s much to be excited about — like a comic-accurate Krypto the Dog and Nicholas Hoult playing Lex Luthor as a silly little freak — one Twitter user couldn’t help but notice that there’s something off about the trailer. Particularly that it “looks like it’s coming to CBS this fall.” 

Perhaps that opens the door for Young Sheldon to make an appearance in a future DCU film?

But the strangely-colored trailer wasn’t the only thing up for a good roasting this week. Other digital burn victims included a trio of famous yappers, an Arby’s app user and butch lesbians.

Ochai Latte @nasimali 16h ... beating the warriors by 40 ain't enough i need the grizzlies to tell steph curry they're coming on his block to build affordable housing 12 468 3.3K 79K
james @TacoBellTake 1d hang the banner New York Yankees TM Had a nicer room 2024 BRONX BOMBERS Yankees Empire Brent Miller @bam22542.2d Couldn't help but notice NEW CO MAX F 44 203 7.5K 516K
Vikings fan @Shakez_SC.1 1d Somebody gonna wear this out to eat TOPICICE Glock Topickz @Glock_Topickz- dd Nia Long for @SKIMS by Vanessa Beecroft 667 6.7K 78K 3.1M
Charles J. Moore @charles270.1d ... I know Jonathan Majors angrily balled up his extra extra read all about it! hat when he saw this. DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.2d New look at Michael В. Jordan and Michael В. Jordan in Ryan Coogler's vampire thriller 'SINNERS' In theaters on March 7, 2025. 234 4.9K 48K 1.9M
hubert plant emoji @postedinthecrib - 1 1d my coworker peeped i got the arbys app on my phone he aint talk to me all day 243 4.6K 94K 2.2M
echo @echolocation . 1d ??? okay butch lesbian fashion Body types kinsbro ... Shop now 304 16K 164K del 2.3M
trent. @mandylane06.1d ... shit vs poop askolistan letrumycook @chicolattae. 1 1d Johny Depp or Brad Pitt 28 2.3K 30K 476K
@ctrl_sedgrick• 1d I need them to get my sister out this moo moo. Pop Base @PopBase 1d Sabrina Carpenter will have a Tiny Desk performance for NPR. NPR Bailon ١٠٠ OL EDE Philip Glass REED 001 iano ide Alppy PIIN 152 920 41K 1.9M
Mel @TheBaddestMitch. 1d ... I want someone to plug Meek's brain up to a projector so we can see what's going on in there. MeekMill @MeekMill 1d Where can I buy gold from directly in Africa???? 345 7.3K 69K 5.5M
isha @pineapppleruntz-2 2d mind u we coulda found this on tik tok Cuisine @BriLee 2d This yall only freebie. You're welcome. horizontally(thinly) package of andouille sausage (optional) box of pappardelle or fettuccine noodles 16oz heavy cream Parmesan Cheese Romano Cheese 5 tsp of butter 2 tsp of Olive or Vegetable Oil Cajun Spice: tsp paprika tsp cayenne tsp onion powder If you're using andoullle sausage tsp garlic powder tsp black pepper cut it diagonally and cook in the tsp salt same pan you cooked the chicken. At this point. your water should Extras: be bolling. add in noodles and cook
Bryce @caedmon_huck•2 2d I can't think of anything I'd rather watch less. 1:06:55 YMS & @IHE Rant about Trap for 1 Hour YMS 12K views 2 hours ago 104 442 8.3K 472K
New town every hour @TownsUsa.1d These guys were both at Jan 6 @JayCuda 1d Jay Cuda vikings and patriots hat swap 133 9.8K 215K 7.2M
Angelo Muredda @amuredda 2d Looks like it's coming to CBS this fall DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.2d First teaser for James Gunn's 'SUPERMAN' Trailer releases tomorrow. 69 5.6K 241K 259
X Daily Wolverine X @Howlett_Archive 2d How do you have thick thighs but no ass Missy - ray donovan livetweet hours @satur... 3d damn boi he THICC CONFIRM YOUR HERO 2s 322 4.1K 110K 1.6M
deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight. 2d it's always a Swiftie behind overconsumption jade taycouver n1, n2, & n3 @LWYJa... . 2d I did overcommit a little $ ty KIES MODE KIA 8 CRICEL y SETH 5.9M 332 11K 312K
Pookie @PookiesParadise 3d 5 guys at the airport? shit was more than the flight jay @fwj6y 3 3d at the airport eating five guys a guida.com John - The food is ...there isn't a .excellent food, fast really good freezer in the joint Savannah Morning News GA service and good volue. Maria GA - Coca-Cola FG2 6 portion a O I و ID A I It ARE li FIVE aas MgfGL | 293 8.7K 175K 6.6M
@CELE6RITY.2 2d instagram notes were already annoying now they on there playing family feud. 498 16K 71K 1.7M
okay Kelly @kmdoublev 2d ... idk who Amy is but best of luck to her 3rd grade class on their project Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar - 3d My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President's desk to be signed into law! 39 1.3K 30K 835K
Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate) @Ross... 2d ... Sean Baker thinks he's Harmony Korine Harmony Korine thinks he's Terrence Malick Terrence Malick thinks he's Thomas Aquinas 31 384 4.2K 132K
Le Tour de Sav @B1Gsad 4d toronto argonauts GM just fell to his knees in Tim Horton's E ESPN @espn . 4 4d Breaking: Penn State QB Drew Allar has informed the school's coaching staff of his intention to return to school for his senior year in 2025, sources told @PeteThamel. Allar is 21-5 as a Penn State starter. PENN STATE (S BIG 15 BREAKING NEWS 82 1.2K 29K 3.1M
celine dionysus stream FISHER THING 3d looks like a severed toe Gavin Thomas @gavinthomas2015-3d It's supposed to be the baby Jesus, but looks more like Charlie Brown 266 10K 264K 4.5M
ron mexico @troop_hater. 3d I used to get ads on here for like Bank of America Ohio @BrainrotOhio Ad .... MOGA hats are LIVE! makeohiogoonagain.com MAKE OHIO GOON AGAIN MOGA From makeohiogoonagain.com 6 24 del 22K 134 93K 1.9M 4.4K
Jennifer Lopez Updates @JLoData.3d Lizzo Data @Lizzo_Data 14m 3X clearance is insane - - 190 AUDION II learance JENNIFER Clear Lipp Clearance Wa 012 17 6255 THIS Was $25.99 Now $7.79 IS ME NOW JENNIF 5 1 39 Jennifer Lopez Andromeda @co... . 12m I really want this vinyl 1 34 5 J.Lo Updates Follow @UpdatesOnJLo Congrats you're the first 00:15 17/12/24 21 Views 50 737 23K 383K
crusty @crust333 3d How are u bored and u live in California fucking loser 961 16K 163K 4M
wengel @wengelll 2h there's not gonna be a millisecond of silence FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.6h Timothée Chalamet, Colman Domingo and Andrew Garfield on the Graham Norton Show 450 14K 175K 2
Olympics Jeremy @JeremyMonjo 2d ... Always fun to watch teachers talk about how dumb kids are getting. I'm a millennial in the workforce, I'm set for life. Going to be in my 50s and have a whole pack of buffoon Gen Alpha entry- levelers in my thrall like Scar and the hyenas 79 1,822 33.6K del 829K
Packers Lyss @notlyssa 4d Tell him to get back in the kitchen JPAFootball JPA @jasrifootball.4d Harrison Butker misses from 29 CBS NFL 29-YD ATTEMPT KC 14 CLE o 2ND 0:22 40 4TH & 1 . 12-1 3-10 1.2K 6.2K 113K 4.9M
sandy frizzle @SandyFrizzle 3d ... I wanna like Arcane so bad, but how do you guys get passed the imagine Dragons song placed throughout? 158 69 1.4K 46K
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely 4d They blew up a coral reef to make this. A species of turtle went extinct Min Choi @minchoi . 5 5d 5. Michael Jackson & Beyonce GROK 124 5.8K 113K 2.8M
Czech Hunter @hauntedbottom.3d Francine could rock a waist high pile of dogshit because she's the hottest woman on earth; meanwhile Lois is drowning in that dress. it's wearing her so hard it's giving Weekend at Bernie's VelvetWonder // Jeff Fischer Kisser* 4d does anyone think francine kinda rocks the lois fit Azhaya Lax 13h faded asf watching american guy 236 4.8K 91K 2.9M
poppa @popitforpoppa 4d ... one day your boyfriend went out looking for hoes & he found you 841 17K 158K 7.5M
TEEZY @thewholeecatch - 5d ... I hate friends that be like can u send that 3$ u owe me like damn cheap bitch I forgot you bought me that vitamin water 377 3.7K 31K del 1M
zina @milkfaairy 4d why yall smell like that when it rains Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent.6d Ok black people Ask white people one thing you've always wanted to know 3.7K 14K 219K 39M
Will @SilentDawnLB.4d OST DOG Me whenever there's a scene in Wicked that features the sun shining through a window 9 528 18K 304K
jihane @jihanebousfiha_ 4d the first 3 look like claire foy in first man peter lane @peterlanee 6d these are your new beatles x.com/beatlesearth/s... a Co 18 269 5.3K 268K
summer @boy3ater.5 5d sassy men apocalypse needs to end Now what is this u left yet No u need some vaseline why New messages for these dry ass mf responses 2.3K 27K 524K 11M
caitlin @hello_caitlin - 4d loved this tree when I saw it in the Christmas tree lot but then I got it home and realized that it's actually completely insane 8:30 45° SAMPLE 4 950 7.3K 231K 3.3M
Menzi @MrMenziN.4 4d ... Local man has a mountain of dishes in the sink @mithkii. 5d Some days just require a wife bro 220 12K 163K 4.7M
AMERICA GIRATAGADI Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope 4d ... Who is Elon Musk? Answer by Grok He's a big fat weirdo who should be deported to South Africa. 282 3.1K 41K 2.2M
POCA @VOOD00PUSSY_.5d ... looking like frozone kaylastaySober @Kayky48861169.5d Yall hoes better not 354 5.8K 95K 2.9M
5 @Idgafwarvet. لا حول Im gonna hold your bald spot when i say this 67 3.7K 26K del 794K
kie @criminalplaza 5d whos like you are why he stole christmas btw tia @tiadeeznuts. 12/12/24 how do you have a receding hairline as a baby don't piss me off 164 17K 285K del 6.1M
Sam Haft @SamHaft.5 5d JK Rowling writing an Italian character name Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin - 5d you gotta be kidding me x.com/EricRSammons/s... Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem Met 30 3.5K 76K 1.6M
rhi @g1rlafra1d 4d ... i have great flatmates VIRGIN, CONGRATULATIONS! 68 492 21K del 1.1M
cali is on her own, kid @longstorycali.5d ... why is the grinch recreating all these album covers who is he halsey... POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 5d The Grinch recreates Beyoncé's 'Lemonade' cover art. LEMONADE LEMONADE 90 7.4K 225K 4.2M
FilmBart @FilmBart 5d this guy's whole creative process seems to be i co-star in a movie where two significantly more talented/famous actors find me completely charming. nice work if you can get it. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 12/11/24 Cooper Raiff's 'HAL & HARPER' starring Cooper Raiff, Lili Reinhart and Mark Ruffalo is set to premiere at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival. Sundance sundance SELECTION 2025 Film Festival 2025 Jan 23-Feb 2 23 85 3.1K 238K
Canderous Ordoliberal @butleriano. 5d every American football player is willing to die for every citizen of the United States, that's the entire premise of the sport. OK OutKick @Outkick.5 5d The Army/Navy game is the only football game in the world where every athlete on the field is willing to die for every citizen of this amazing country. Thank you for your service. 1.8K 79 50K 1.7M
Diana @DGKMusic 5d Wicked (2024), dir. Jon M. Chu SIAN THYMES @SianThymes. 6d Stacking Rainbow in all your classic fun rainbow colours! Including beige, taupe, sleet and misery! JABA DaBa DO... 18m+ STACKING RAINBOW 10 638 20K 516K
Nathan S. @NathanS_YT-5d ... Twitter the last 24 hours has just been this. Twitter BE LIKE °10 MINUTES LATER* - M / CANT STAND Al ME AND Grok 189 17K 151K 2M
@btcjanai 5d Bryan Oh so you live under the rock too riahh @riahhtherealist • 5d Y'all omg- I just realized that patrick living under a rock is a reference for him being slow asf 244 16K 251K 6.8M
Jeff Stein @JStein_WaPo 4d Ah yes the presidency of 1776-something that was definitely a thing Ada Lluch @ada_lluch . 5 5d JD Vance drinks his beer as a real man should. We have the most alpha Presidency since 1776. 536 983 42K 2M

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