20 Normal Things That Are Red Flags in Large Quantities

‘Pictures of children that aren’t yours’
20 Normal Things That Are Red Flags in Large Quantities

Along with intentionally ingesting poison because it makes us feel silly and a sense of shame about nudity and sexuality, collecting things is one of the delightful little quirks that makes us human. You wouldn’t be surprised to enter someone’s home to find a large amassment of stamps, coins, little spoons from around the world (provided they’re sufficiently old) or Funko Pops (provided they’re sufficiently dorky).

But there are definitely objects that should never be collected in large quantities. Even things that are fine to own in single-digit numbers can set off alarm bells when you get into doubles or, Beyoncé forbid, triples. That’s why user TheJudge47 asked r/AskReddit, “What innocent item gets weird if you own too much of it?”

PNWCoug42 7y ago VHS copies of Speed
Johns_got_a_mustache 7y ago Pictures of children that aren't yours
SprAwsmMan 7y ago pictures of a specific person
caitbate 7y ago Furbies. Then and especially now.
 7y ago .....but the 15 dragon dildos came in a set.
surprised_panda 7y ago Condoms... A few boxes and you're responsible, hundreds of boxes and it gets weird
Who-am-I-24601 7y ago Chapstick. A few lying around? fine. Stumbling upon a drawer full? Oddly disturbing
Danny_Devitos_Bitch 7y ago Cell phones. 1- Completely normal 2-Maybe one is for work 3- getting weird 4+ - definitely drug dealer
brendanli 7y ago Self Portraits, Imagine going over to a friends house only to find hundreds of pictures of themselves lined up against the walls.
-eDgAR- 7y ago Cardboard cutouts. It's okay if you have one or two as a decoration, but when you have like 50 of them all in a room it's pretty weird, especially if you talk to them.
fh3131 7y ago cats up to 3 = ok 3 - 5 = haha you're crazy more than 5 = you're crazy
-czbolio 7y ago Air Freshener 1-2 You got one and maybe another for backup 3-4 Take your trash out more often 5-6 You're dirty but try to hide it 7-28 You are hiding the smell of your meth lab.. or trying
hypertown 7y ago Edited 7y ago Coca Cola decorations. I went over to a friend's house one time and their entire house was decked out in Coca Cola themed products. Chairs. Tables. Drapes. You name it. It was bizarre. They also had a whole wall dedicated to Elvis.
tappytapper 7y ago Assuming you're a parent, baby teeth. My mom kept the first baby tooth my brother and I lost so she just has 2 teeth in a pouch. 20 baby teeth per child means if she kept them all she'd just have a pouch in her dresser with forty baby teeth.
StupidManSuit21 7y ago Notebooks. There's a youtube video of some dude's house, HumanBeing151 is his name, where a big room and closet is filled with thousands and thousands of notebooks, which have all been filled out with ramblings of how awesome he thinks P. Diddy is. Dude is fucking insane.
Tomthemaniac 7y ago Elephants! My mum started collecting elephants a few years ago, there must be around 300-400 elephants in her house now. Big ones, little ones, elephants everywhere. Walking round her house makes me cringe. Now I know where I got my madness from.
princesslahey 7y ago Edited 7y ago My mother has an obsession with anything green, has had a lime green ford fiesta with the license plate reading kermet and has 100s of kermet the frog items, constantly purchasing anything green and has colored her hair green. This all started when I was 11 and painted my room lime green to rebel against her... she loved it and soon painted the master room to match.
erinkp36 7y ago Edited 7y ago My cousin doesn't like to go food shopping, and he only eats certain things at home (for lunch and dinner he goes out a lot). For instance, he only likes to eat English muffins for breakfast. He's eaten English muffins for breakfast every morning for YEARS. Не uses that spray butter for a topping. So, if you open up his freezer, it is loaded with English muffins. Like it's literally the only thing in there. In neat piles. The fridge consists of beer, a Britta pitcher, and the crisper drawer filled with bottles of
Heroshade 7y ago There's a quest in Morrowind where you have to kill some rats in a lady's house. As you go in she remarks oh, | hope they didn't get into my good pillows. Then as you're traversing this lady's house, you find she has tons and tons of pillows. Not even on furniture, she has them on shelves and in chests and shit. She has piles of them just laying around. She's clearly not keeping them because they're comfortable, bitch is just obsessed with pillows. So pillows.
richardec 7y ago Edited 7y ago Pianos I bought one for my wife. She later inherited one. We have two pianos in our living room. It's weird.

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